Butthole Senators
It's the latest in legislative overexposure!
Puerto Rican Senator Roberto Arango one-upped wiener-tweeter Weiner by posting pictures of his poop chute on a gay website. Perez Hilton posts:
Really, Puerto Rican Senator Roberto Arango takes the cake!Not only did he allegedly upload the pictures you see above, there's another one from the same alleged Grindr account showcasing a BIG OLE BUTTHOLE bent over!
When confronted about the scandal, the man actually said:
You know I've been losing weight. As I shed that weight, I've been taking pictures. I don't remember taking this particular picture but I'm not gonna say I didn't take it. I'd tell you if I remembered taking the picture but I don't.
His Weiner'y, weaselly attempt to distance himself from the anus shots has a sort of baby birdy seeking its mother desperation to it:
"Are you mymotherbutthole? Are you?!"
The most troubling thing in both of these cases is that these people were both elected to very high office, yet can't quite process that being a public official and posting your naked lower extremities online do not mix.
Next they'll be Skyping their colonoscopies...
Eric at August 28, 2011 8:44 AM
... maybe we should go back to the Electoral College for senate?
Ben David at August 28, 2011 9:06 AM
Well, Arango is just a make-believe Senator from a make-believe state. But yeah, if I ever start another band, "Butthole Senators" is going to be the name of it! (Provided those other guys don't sue us...)
Cousin Dave at August 28, 2011 9:32 AM
I'd vote for Arango before Rick Perry. Even if Perry releases his own sphincter shot, from his gay days.
BOTU at August 28, 2011 11:41 AM
1. There was never an electoral colldge for senators, they were appointed by the state legislatures Ben David
2. A Puerto Rican senator is like a state seneator, and given the size and poulation of Puerto Rico, I can help but wonder why they have so many.
3. And hile I find it funny that yet antoher publically anit gay politican has been caught in a gay sex scandle, I think some of the guys ideas are pretty sound; like not firing guns into the air, appaently still legal in Puerto Rico, and his push to make Puerto Rico a state instead of a terroitory, no matter how horrible his command of the english launguge is while cliaming to be fluent.
lujlp at August 28, 2011 12:41 PM
Poop chute.
Haakon Dahl at August 28, 2011 1:11 PM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2011/08/28/butthole_senato.html#comment-2449037">comment from Haakon DahlThanks, Haakon...corrected. And on the bright side, I make little mistakes like that because I'm tired and I'm tired because I've been so productive lately.
I worked on my book and column yesterday and then was on a fantastic podcast -- Professor Blastoff, with comedian Tig Notaro and her comedian co-hosts Kyle Dunnigan and David Huntsberger. They do a show that combines comedy and a smart discussion of science topics. I did the science behind rudeness, and related stuff.
Today, we're doing a test of my Internet radio show...in addition to my writing. If there's anyone who could/wants to call in and be our guinea pig (on a 1800 number -- call is free), and even get some advice, we could use calls this evening, but I need to plan when you'd call. Email me at adviceamy at AOL dot com if you're interested. Maybe around 6 pm or so Pacific Time, give or take an hour/half hour.
Amy Alkon at August 28, 2011 1:16 PM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2011/08/28/butthole_senato.html#comment-2449041">comment from Amy AlkonPS This show won't be podcast or anything -- we just need to try out how the phone answering works, and I'll talk, answer questions, etc.
Amy Alkon at August 28, 2011 1:17 PM
You might want to think about saving the recoding anyway, when you do start pod casting I'm sure your fans would be interstd in hearing the startup phase as well. Its why they put all those behind the sceans featuretts on DVDs
lujlp at August 28, 2011 1:37 PM
"Thanks, Haakon...corrected." Well now, that make me really curious...how did you originally spell it?
Glad you've been productive - that can really wear you out, though! Sorry I won't be available to call in. Actually, the truth: I'm as close to phone-phobic as a person can get without actually refusing to use it.
So, I'll amend that: hope your testing goes well!
gharkness at August 28, 2011 2:16 PM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2011/08/28/butthole_senato.html#comment-2449384">comment from gharkness"Poopshoot."
Amy Alkon at August 28, 2011 3:05 PM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2011/08/28/butthole_senato.html#comment-2449392">comment from lujlpThanks, luj. I'm trying to convince Gregg to also make the occasional grunt on the air, too. (He's producing and engineering.)
Amy Alkon at August 28, 2011 3:08 PM
I don't get it: Why are not the photos posted at the top of this blog?
BOTU at August 28, 2011 3:35 PM
Don't be so insecure, BOTU. I'm sure his poopchute doesn't compare to you.
One-upped Anthony Weiner, Amy? No, not even. Anthony posted his to consenting adults and made a mistake. This was an indiscriminate sharing with anyone and everyone who visits a particular site. He TWELVE-upped Anthony Weiner.
Patrick at August 28, 2011 4:01 PM
"Today, we're doing a test of my Internet radio show . . . "
I have nothing for a call in, but I would have listened if I knew how.
OTOH, I'm listening to Americana on Pandora and preping chicken fajitas for dinner, so all is not lost.
Steve Daniels at August 28, 2011 6:22 PM
This reads odd, in that Grindr is a gay app that follows Apple's rules to not show porn. It's pretty much just guy's faces, or chests. Guys usually are complaining Grindr is "too clean"
Randy at August 29, 2011 1:07 PM
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