OMG! That was too funny. I am guilty of some of those things...especially the what's my password one! I can say that I have never said, "twinies" or any variant of that phrase.

Oy.

First laugh o' the morning! Last Sunday my wife said (and I counted because it's a recurring phase) "I'm going to get my shower" seven times before she actually went upstairs.

Was the other actress Juliette Lewis? If it was, she's looking pretty good these days. She is one of those women who is repulsive and attractive at the same time, kinda like Mick Jagger to women.

Eh.

Lost me at the "can you do me a huge favor."

We have to put things that way, otherwise we are seen as bitchy, by both men and women.

I've found that, sadly, I get my way much more often when I act like the "girl" in this video instead of acting like a direct rational human being.

And Mick Jagger repulses many women in his current form. He was darling as a teenager/early adult, though, as was Bob Dylan.

Let's get all sexual and play with Micheal's teenage feet.

> we have to put things that way, otherwise we
> are seen as bitchy

Feh.


Saw Lewis in a Starbucks in Burbank a couple of years ago. She was about as alluring as Mick Jagger was that same year, but the women in the shop seemed more impressed with her... The barristette almost came.

Offtopic erotic nuance.

Feh, indeed. Mmm, liberated women, Juliette Lewis--guess it's time to watch Natural Born Killers again. Just to watch her punch out the jerk in the diner.

I, like, totally don't know if should pour bleach in my eyes or stick nails in my ears first. And I am so not joking.

>> A Salafist Sheikh in Egypt says a woman’s face is like a vagina.

There's gotta be a limierick there somewhere....

There once was a young albina,
whose face looked like a vagina...

though covered from head to toe

she somehow resembled a 'ho...

(go ahead, E.)

Whose skin was like pink bone china?

And went by Red Eyed Dinah?

>> Can you, like, please watch this video?

Not now. I've got cramps.

"Can you do me a favor?" Heard that from my mother. Every fifteen *#&$ing minutes. And the roommate who constantly said, "Can you turn that down?" thought nothing of having loud sex. I spent a lot of time at the library when I lived with these people.

@Crid

What the fuck does that have to do with anything? Those are both direct statments. "I have a boyfriend" doesn't work, BTW. Many men continue with "Can we go out as friends" or "How serious are you" or even "He doesn't have to know". Then we have to progress to no, and no, and no. Then we get to hear that we must be lesbians and/or on the rag.

I know *you've* never said any of those things, but these tactics are still common among your brethren.

But you've never had a heterosexual man come on to you, so you wouldn't know.

> Then we get to hear that we must be lesbians

If you can't take control of your conversations and associations, or for some reason can't risk hurting people's feelings when you do, it'll be difficult to sympathize and to regard you as a reliably independent figure in the public sphere.

There are cultures where women are given the best imaginable protection from these burdens.

I'm pretty sure I have never asked anyone if I look like a doily.