Touched By An Alien...In Your Special Place
A brothel for sci-fi nerds is opening in Vegas, writes Henry Brean at ReviewJournal.com:
Have you ever dreamed of traveling to distant planets, meeting exotic alien women and having sex with them?If so, you -- and possibly Captain Kirk -- are the target audience for brothel owner Dennis Hof's newest Southern Nevada business venture.
The reality television star and outspoken sex merchant recently bought a rundown bordello 90 miles northwest of Las Vegas and unveiled plans to renovate and reopen it with a science fiction theme.
He is calling it Alien Cathouse and promising "girls from another world."
Meaning, that yes, they're aliens, but no, they didn't cross the border in somebody's trunk.
Might be kind of hard to explain why you've got green makeup on your clothes (and wherever else).
there are some who call me 'Tim?' at December 31, 2011 12:01 AM
I would imagine there would be probing involved. No thanks.
whistleDick at December 31, 2011 12:09 AM
Talk about getting some strange...
Cousin Dave at December 31, 2011 7:22 AM
The should be filed under "Markets in Everything."
Jeff at December 31, 2011 7:29 AM
That's kind of awesome.
NicoleK at December 31, 2011 9:26 AM
Once you go Arcturian you never go back, baby!
Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at December 31, 2011 9:29 AM
Remember when Kirk fucked the green chick? I want one of those. Either that, or the blue bald one on Farscape.
Steve Daniels at December 31, 2011 9:59 AM
>> the green chick
That was Yvonne Craig. I always preferred Angelique Pettyjohn as Shahna...
Would Barbara Eden as Jeanie count?
Eric at December 31, 2011 10:10 AM
BTW- Yvonne Craig was also Batgirl opposite Adam West.
Eric at December 31, 2011 10:35 AM
No, the Green Chick, the Orion slave girl, was Susan Oliver, who is not with us any longer. Virginia Hey, a regular at DragonCon, was Zhaan.
Both remarkable beyond their looks!
Radwaste at December 31, 2011 10:43 AM
Word of warning on Zhaan - shes a plant so I'm thinking that would be increadbly sticky afterwards
lujlp at December 31, 2011 11:42 AM
We're both right- there were two green babes in the original Star Trek. I'm assuming Kirk nailed em both.
http://www.yvonnecraig.com/
Eric at December 31, 2011 12:02 PM
Who exactly didn't Captain Kirk doink on the show?
And while we're at it, doesn't the fact that we're up here talking about Star Trek reinforce the notion that there's a ready market for a place called Alien Cathouse?
Old RPM Daddy at December 31, 2011 1:52 PM
Well I'm more partial to Inara or Kylee (Firefly). Lieutenant Ilia was pretty hot too.
Jim P. at December 31, 2011 4:09 PM
heh, I'm thinking a lot of cosplay, and if boya is smart, booking a big scifi/anime convention would do well for his business.
Scifi Storytelling is pretty endless in terms of the numbers of different femme types.
Kneehigh boots and miniskirts from Star Trek?
Zhaan's makeup is too hard, but Chi could be done, and that's all attitude...
Really, anybody willing to really get in costume, and figure out a character would be able to make some cash on this, and the better they act, the more money they will get.
Throw in a 7of9, a Lelu Dallas, a Major Ivanova... Frell, you can customize the clientele just bay picking the era the character is from...
Heh, and if he's REALLY smart, he'll start up a place across the road that caters to the ladies... after all, I'm sure there are more than a few panties that would drop for a credible Han Solo, or Captain tightpants himself. Throw in a good non sparkly Vamp, like Lestadt...
and everything that goes on in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Again.
SwissArmyD at December 31, 2011 7:07 PM
Rule 34 makes its debut in the real world...
spool32 at December 31, 2011 7:09 PM
7 of 9, wow.
Walter Sobchak at December 31, 2011 7:20 PM
It's all a lot of fun until they lay thousands of eggs in your abdominal cavity.
TB at December 31, 2011 8:11 PM
To boldy go where...lotsa guys have gone before!
cellec at December 31, 2011 8:17 PM
7 of 9 and rule 34 near Area 51 -- and I suppose there are other numbers that might work out, too. Would 'Around the World' be too ... limiting?
pipedreams at December 31, 2011 8:18 PM
Um, Princess Leia?
Some lesser known? Zev/Xev from Lexxx.
RTL at December 31, 2011 8:34 PM
Been a while since I had any Wookie Nookie.
Hand Solo at December 31, 2011 8:36 PM
My favorite was Rachel Nichols as Gaila, a redheaded Orion Starfleet cadet interacting with the young Kirk in Star Trek 11. She would explain his ongoing weakness for Orion girls.
RRRoark at December 31, 2011 8:48 PM
I've heard that Romulan chicks give great Oomox!
Too Old To Work at December 31, 2011 10:14 PM
Pardon me sir, isn’t that a Klingon circling Uranus?
Sue Lu at December 31, 2011 11:00 PM
Clearly people haven't read the classics, e.g. E.E. "Doc" Smith's The Vortex Blaster. Note especially the description of Vesta, the Vegian member of Cloud's crew.
James at January 1, 2012 3:49 AM
I've aleays wanted to see a Fremen worship my sandworm
lujlp at January 1, 2012 3:59 AM
Women are from Omicron Persia 7.
Men are from Omicron Persia 9.
Geo at January 1, 2012 4:42 AM
Nothing exotic, please. Just give me an old fashioned girl next door type from Venus.
Geo at January 1, 2012 5:03 AM
Build it and they will come....
Stillbill at January 1, 2012 11:08 AM
... ask Eccentrica Gallumbits, the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon 6. Some people say that her erogenous zones start three miles from her actual body. Ask Zaphod!
(Image intended to be representative, is not actually Ms. Gallumbits)
Radwaste at January 1, 2012 1:37 PM
I hope they get an instruction booklet at the entrance(illustrated).
PTL at January 1, 2012 1:39 PM
Clearly people haven't read the classics, e.g. E.E. "Doc" Smith's The Vortex Blaster. Note especially the description of Vesta, the Vegian member of Cloud's crew.
Oh, HELL yeah!!! Then again, a whole lot of people wouldn't go for her, because of the fur, but he said it was really soft, so that wouldn't matter too much.
Of course, most people are only thinking of screen aliens, so there's a whole universe of characters out there not being considered.
WayneB at January 1, 2012 6:53 PM
"7 of 9, wow."
For miners looking 'way back here: "7 of 9" is actually homage to Julie Newmar's Model 709 in My Living Doll.
"How do you do?"
"I do everything perfectly."
Radwaste at November 20, 2017 2:43 PM
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