Who's Fingering Your Vagina At The TSA Checkpoint?
Highly trained, highly intelligent, select intelligence officers? Check out the TSA requirements:
Qualifications:•Proof of U.S. citizenship
•High school diploma, GED or equivalent; OR
•At least one year of full-time work experience in security work or aviation screener work; or with x-ray technician work.
Forget graduating high school! You don't even need a GED!
Training?
•40 hours of classroom training, and •60 hours of on-the-job training, and •A certification examination
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The work we do is rewarding and on the cutting edge of Federal service. You'll receive competitive compensation and all Federal benefits, including a variety of health insurance options, life and long-term care insurance, paid time off, flexible spending account, retirement plan, flexible work schedules, career development and enrichment training, an employee recognition program and more.
And you get to touch strangers' balls, violating their Fourth Amendment rights and their dignity!
From Justice Robert H. Jackson, the former chief United States prosecutor at the Nuremberg trials:
"Uncontrolled search and seizure is one of the first and most effective weapons in the arsenal of every arbitrary government. Among deprivations of rights, none is so effective in cowing a population, crushing the spirit of the individual and putting terror in every heart."
My cousin has been a hall monitor for two years does that count! He graduates next month?
John Paulson at February 23, 2012 6:52 AM
I'm sorry, but I can't help myself.
It's "Who's looking in your mouth. What's fondling your breast. And I Don't Know's fingering your vagina."
The revised Abbot & Costello.
David L. Burkhead at February 23, 2012 7:48 AM
This thread is worthless without pics.
But, yes, such solid professional standards.
Michael Z. Williamson at February 23, 2012 8:14 AM
What is the equivalent of a GED which is supposed to be the equivalent of a HS Diploma?
If they mean "breathing" they should say so.
MarkD at February 23, 2012 12:09 PM
Especially since, to get a GED, you had to be able to read and write - unlike with the diploma.
Radwaste at February 23, 2012 12:33 PM
>> Who's Fingering Your Vagina At The TSA Checkpoint?
Are you looking for volunteers?
Eric at February 23, 2012 3:57 PM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2012/02/23/whos_fingering.html#comment-2996892">comment from Eric>> Who's Fingering Your Vagina At The TSA Checkpoint? Are you looking for volunteers?
There are already far too many volunteers.
Amy Alkon at February 23, 2012 4:59 PM
"It's 'Who's looking in your mouth. What's fondling your breast. And I Don't Know's fingering your vagina.'"
Adds new meaning to the expression "third base", doesn't it?
Cousin Dave at February 23, 2012 6:53 PM
Shouldn't the screeners be required to have an M.D. in gynecology, since they're fingering vajayjays?
mpetrie98 at February 23, 2012 7:15 PM
Of course not mpetrie, they've been certified by the FBI, Federal Body Inspectors.
Sio at February 23, 2012 7:52 PM
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