The Softer (And More Well-Lubed) Side Of Sears
Via Gawker, now on sale at Sears, I Heart Butt Plugs tee shirts. In 11 happy colors! 
Bradley J. Fikes corrects:
It's not actually from Sears, it's a third party vendor called 99 Volts using Sears' Web site.
Here's another one of their offerings.
WT*?
Somewhere a junior marketing rep is being screamed at "I said I wanted 'edgy', but I -".
...followed by someone's head exploding.
TJIC at March 5, 2012 6:57 PM
That was fast! Thanks for noticing!
Bradley J. Fikes at March 5, 2012 7:05 PM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2012/03/05/the_softer_and.html#comment-3032248">comment from Bradley J. FikesJust call me Speedy Gonzalesberg.
Amy Alkon
at March 5, 2012 7:16 PM
Know this, you pretentious backdoor-bunnies!
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at March 5, 2012 10:49 PM
It would be wildly funny to have Craftsman brand sex toys. Lifetime guarantee against breakage and wearing out.
LauraGr at March 6, 2012 7:35 AM
You're thinking of the commercial where the crusty old good comes hobbling into the store to demand satisfaction when his scratched, weathered, oily unit has failed after years of reliable service..
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at March 6, 2012 7:57 AM
That "good" should have been "coot". Perfectly good blog comment shot to hell by distraction.
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at March 6, 2012 7:58 AM
Seems to me at least that the heart should have been inverted. And maybe a white ellipse between the curves.
Vinnie Bartilucci at March 6, 2012 9:50 AM
The problem with that is the Craftsman guarantee only extends to hand tools. So it would guarantee dildos that don't plug in or use batteries. But it would be interesting to behold. ;-)
Jim P. at March 6, 2012 8:07 PM
... are those right next to the spark plugs?
Ben David at March 6, 2012 10:25 PM
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