Please Make Lewd And Immature Jokes And Wisecracks Here
And I mean "lewd and immature" in the nicest of ways.
Per Crid's "(Petition: Amy should do one joke/photo post per day so people will have a place to unload stuff like this without interrupting her topic flow. Sign below:)"
No need to sign. Just post below.
If sex with your wife is making her toes curl, make sure you removed her pantyhose.
#trytheveal
Matt at March 18, 2012 9:03 AM
Wisecrack: (noun) gluteus maximus cleavage appearing above the belt of a college professor. Compare to "
plumber's crack."
Jim at March 18, 2012 9:15 AM
I would like to take this opportunity to vote my disapproval of permission for the return of BOTU as requested by Chang. Not only is BOTU lewd and immature, his one note bag of tricks is off key and boring.
Dave B at March 18, 2012 9:44 AM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2012/03/18/please_make_lew.html#comment-3080216">comment from Dave BBOTU has only one comment on everything -- and we've all seen it -- and it's self-aggrandizing and involves mention of his rectum. Thanks, we'll pass.
(On-topic assholes with a respect for variety are welcomed.)
Amy Alkon
at March 18, 2012 9:50 AM
Oh fuck, I wrote that wrong. Hadn't finished my first cup of coffee. How embarrassing - I'll also blame old age and senility. I'll go back to bed now without breakfast. Shit.
Dave B at March 18, 2012 10:15 AM
Does it have to be both lewd AND immature? Because this one cracks me up but it just doesn't have the lewd:
Answer: Siss boom bah
Question: What is the sound of an exploding sheep?
Thank you, Johnny Carson.
Pricklypear at March 18, 2012 10:20 AM
Whaddya call a Filipino contortionist?
A Manilla Folder!
Har!
Crid at March 18, 2012 10:52 AM
Eric killed yesterday with Abu Dhabi
Crid at March 18, 2012 10:53 AM
Thanks Crid!
Horrible film quality, but it doesn't get lewder or more immature:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qc9VHJLzE8
Pricklypear- may your sister be mounted by a crazed diamond cutter.
Eric at March 18, 2012 11:04 AM
Joke, Joke
Crid at March 18, 2012 11:47 AM
Question: What goes "Come on, Vamanos!" *BANG!*
Answer: Dora the Exploder
Old RPM Daddy at March 18, 2012 12:09 PM
Pre-war Aghanistan: The women walked 10 feet behind their man.
Post-war Aghanistan: The women walked 10 feet in fron their man.
The difference: Land mines.
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Amy,
The next change you have to get Gregg to make is to fix the "Remember personal info?" check box.
Jim P. at March 18, 2012 12:26 PM
From the USAF: Fighter Pilot Jokes!
Q: What's a fighter pilot use for birth control?
A: His personality.
Q: What's the difference between a fighter pilot and a pig?
A: A pig doesn't act like a fighter pilot when he's drunk.
Old RPM Daddy at March 18, 2012 1:24 PM
Lovin the new daily free swim.
Just saw "The Descendants". Fucking great movie.
Eric at March 18, 2012 3:58 PM
Here's a romantic tune from Biker Joe Warren:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=of1_XatUyU0
"Look here bitch, this shit's making my mustache itch..."
Martin at March 18, 2012 5:36 PM
Pardon me!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF1_XatUyU0
Martin at March 18, 2012 5:47 PM
RPM, this one's for you:
A student pilot is about to take off on his first flight. He receives takeoff clearance from ATC: "Clear to take off, squawk 1200." After a moment of puzzlement, the student pilot picks up his mic, and in a high-pitched voice, says "Twelve hundred!"
Cousin Dave at March 18, 2012 9:15 PM
A blast from the past on Dr Demento:
Just Friends
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9J2kFeVIO8
Kat at March 18, 2012 10:43 PM
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