Did we do this and this yet?

No?

http://www.wave3.com/story/17179958/common-household-item-being-banned-from-several-schools

This is not a joke though

What does a fish say when it swims into concrete?

"dam."

Pretty much sums it all up...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyDMqdzPKb8

I girl walks into an office and on one is there. She picks up a pen to leave a note. Liking the pen she starts to leave with it. A voice says don't do, it is a trap? The voice is from a man in a net trapped on the ceiling, also holing the same pen.

What is the brand name of the pen?

Bic Banana?

(In 1972 that seemed like just a wickedly audacious name for a writing utensil. Ha-ha! They call this pen a banana! Har!)

I wish - I'd have remembered that one ( I got it around here somewhere). It is a current commercial. Just had to ask - I am a flashlight and pen freak.

Gimme the keys to the Gremlin, Crid, I need to go to K-Mart for one of them Bic Bananas!

And a Peter Max poster.

And some Zig-Zag papers.
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Dave B: Tell us already!

China.

Big-picture is improving, though.

Tweet.

How many tweets a day to you get Crid?

I soooo want to go on a long drive with this woman:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82388907/

> How many tweets a day

Not enough great ones.

Bic Banana?

I used to love those (in those days, I liked anything that wasn't a standard boring ballpoint).

Like DaveB., I'm a pen aficionado (that's the sequipedalian way of saying "freak" or "nut").

When I was a kid, my mom would never buy them "fancy" pens because, at 29¢ per pen, it was too much to spend on a pen.

She would buy the bulk pack of Paper Mate Write Brothers ballpoints. I still remember their jingle.

Q: How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Drummers don't screw in a light bulb. They screw in the control room.

Whoooop! Whoooop!
Crid spotted on the port bow!
Crid sported on the port bow!

All right muddafukker, you got 20 seconds to identify this scene:

But talkin' about it and bein' it, that's two different things. I mean, it's real hard to be free when you are bought and sold in the marketplace. Of course, don't ever tell anybody that they're not free, 'cause then they're gonna get real busy killin' and maimin' to prove to you that they are. Oh, yeah, they're gonna talk to you, and talk to you, and talk to you about individual freedom. But they see a free individual, it's gonna scare 'em.

ohh. Do the muddafukker voice in the Balwin from The Usual Suspects.

Offtopic- It is NOT Morgan Freeman, but that is the voice I hear when I read this...

Will someone PLEASE tell this officer I have NOT been smoking marijuana?

Wow. This is kinda like that Twilight Zone episode with Cliff Robertson where he is the last guy on Earth...

I have not been able to get this thought out of my head all day. Can we get an anonymous webpost to poll (no offense, ladies) if women "Little Mermaid" at work or at home, or a steady combination of both?

> you got 20 seconds

Wild guess, Skin Game w/Garner?

Jack Nicholson, Easy Rider.

I was within three years!

Did we ever get a punch line for the ink pen joke?

Listen, we have to be tidy in here, or Amy's gonna throw us out.

If you post the beginning of a joke, you also have to po

I'm so sorry. It wasn't a pen joke unless you have a commercial on tv and no one can remember the product's name but cannot get the worm of the commercial out of there head. I'm figuring if I buy the pen it will stop, which is funny because I want to buy the pen.

Please Amy, do not throw us out. This is too much fun reading. Sorry Crid, I'm not good at doing jokes but I love to read them. I hope my sorry attempt to solve my puzzle appeared to be an attempt at a joke. I just didn't know where else to turn. I spent a wasted hour on google with no answer.

Shit. their head, not there head. I need to go back to using preview.

It was a Papermate Ink Joy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEIrs-vb1Ms

I will be forever in your debt sir. Thank you so much.