I didn't know that Brown had been reargued.

But still... Does Mickey reeeeally think the Scotus oughta punt Obamacare?

The thing's thousands of pages long, with more to come. Who's read it all?

Ohhh, that was funny!

Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.

-Mark Twain-

Gee, whattayou guys do for fun? Go down to the Old Folks' Home and wax the steps?

Stopped motorist, handing wallet to highway patrol officer: Here you go, officer.

Patrol officer: Sir, this is an empty wallet.

Motorist: Well, you asked for proof of insurance!

"But still... Does Mickey reeeeally think the Scotus oughta punt Obamacare?"

For a minute there, I thought you were talking about the Mouse, not the Kaus.

As it was, Mickey Mouse was unavailable anyway, being in divorce court, where the judge was telling him, "I'm sorry Mister Mouse, but insanity is not grounds for divorce in this state."

To which Mickey replied (and you have to do the voice yourself), "I DIDN'T SAY SHE WAS INSANE! I SAID SHE WAS F---ING GOOFY!"

"An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup."

And Mencken probably would have known as well as anyone.

> Ohhh, that was funny

The original charter for this daily feature was jokes and other, lessening the odds of derailing conversation elsewhere.

Men gifted with a genuine sense of humor are usually too busy sharing it to complain about its absence in others.

There, a twofer.

It's snowing at Mr. Cosh's house today... Not flakes, but "Post-it sized clumps".

Sunny in L.A., Sol high in the sky over cool breezes and far-scattered clouds. Women dig me especially on a day like today.

"Men gifted with a genuine sense of humor are usually too busy sharing it to complain about its absence in others."

And you had the spare time to notice that!

Canada, this afternoon

Raddy, some children must be bitchslapped at both at the barstool and the pew. In the better neighborhoods, people understand.

Checkup

Progress

"In the better neighborhoods, people understand."

Glad to see you aspire to improve your lot! I hope you find your way to moving in real soon!