Oh, my old girlfriend moved to a new place with a detached garage. Good for her!

"Welcome to Down Home Decoratin'! Where we show them New York sissies like Nate Burkus just what we can do with duct tape and a six pack of Hamm's!"

sum1 put a bldg in the rd!!!
LOL!!!1
brayn contusion!!! BRB! :)

i wsnt tlkng i ws txtng thts diffrnt

Dorothy's garage lands in Oz?

'Junior! Do you have an explanation as to what happened to the corner of the garage?'

"not as such... but I distinctly remember the words: 'hey, watch this.'"

It was only a matter of time until the aluminum siding molested the blanket. He'd always had a few screws loose, and she spent all her time trying to cover everything up

First Church of Righteous Salvation to officially open its doors this Sunday! Elder Mike has graciously donated his blessed garage space, which we will be using instead of our planned venue outside the train station. We can hardly wait to see the new place! Praise Jesus!

That's the last time I invite Kool-Aid to the kid's party...

Steps to be performed:
1. Open garage door.
2. Back out car.
Perform in that order!

When the realtor said the house had a detached garage, he failed to mention that it was detached yesterday.

The award goes to lujlp...

2nd place Conan...