A female reporter, interviewing an American Indian chief, asked the significance of the varied number of feathers in Indian headdresses.

"Feathers show number of sexual partners," the chief replied. Indicating a nearby young brave,
He continued, "Him? One woman, one feather. Him?" pointing to a second, older man, "Three women, three feathers."

The reporter looked at the Chief's headdress. "But you have so many feathers!"

The Chief proudly slapped his chest. "Me Chief. Sleep with all women. Big, small, fat, tall."

Horrified, the female reporter said, "You ought to be hung!"

The Chief said, "Damn right. Me hung big like buffalo, long like snake."

The offended reporter said, "You don't have to be hostile!"

The Chief replied, "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style!"

The reporter cried, "Oh, dear!"

"No deer", said the Chief. "Ass too high, run too fast!"

Amy gets a new theme song for radio interviews on the low-carb life: "The Noodle and the Damage Done."

Geopolitics.

Public service.

I think Amy is against bread so we'll slather her with peanut butter and jelly...

Possibly the most disturbing thing I've seen this year: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82452641/

The 3rd guy is Rousellet, a 5SFer: 1 & 2

Starting in the first century A.D., Maines writes, doctors manually massaged women to orgasm in hopes of purging them of this mysterious illness. The vibrator was invented as a way to get the job done more quickly -- therefore allowing the doctor time to see more patients.

The attempt to desexualize the vibrator played into larger fears men expressed about female sexuality.

Chickens and eggs, y'know? Which came first? (So to speak?)

Y'know, I'd just wager that in the first century AD no less than today, the family doctor was not an electrifying sexual presence.

It was my wife's birthday earlier last month and on that day she was looking at herself in the mirror. She said "My butt is sagging, my hips are spreading, my hair is going gray, and there are lines on my face. Jason, pay me a compliment RIGHT NOW!"

So I responded "You have perfect eyesight."

Regarding the song opening and closing Amys webcast, anyone else think it kinda sounds like cars having sex?