A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me 5 shots of Jack!"

The bartender asks "Are you having a bad day?"

The guy replies, "Nope, I'm celebrating my first blowjob!"

The bartender congradulates him and says, "Well in that case, let me give you a beer on the house."

The guy replies, "No thanks, if this doesn't take the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."

Were you born an asshole?

Or are you going to the the Rodeo?

No matter what you think of cats or French cinema, this is funny .

The reviews for this product are some of the funniest things I've found on the Internet:

http://www.amazon.com/Wenger-16999-Giant-Swiss-Knife/dp/B001DZTJRQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E82b4aHCfD0

http://5secondfilms.com/watch/paul-was-in-the-c-i-a

Thanks for introducing me the various 5 seconds crid.

This makes me smile with each viewing.

Other faves:

http://5secondfilms.com/watch/voodoo_slide_whistle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV8advFEaxg