I know what you're saying about life being an STD, but unless newborns are engaging in nookie, it sounds a little strange. But then again, STDs are transmitted to newborns.
Patrick
at April 17, 2012 4:18 PM
A guy runs into this girl at a bar. After a few drinks and a little dancing, they decide that they're going to end up spending the night together. In the car on the way back to his house, she looks at him guiltily and says, "I have a confession to make." "This bra that I'm wearing," she continues, "well, its padded." He quickly responds, "thats ok, it doesn't matter." "Its really padded," she adds. "I'm flat as a baby," she explains, "there's, like, nothing there." "I guess thats ok," he follows, "I have a confession to make as well." After a moment he continues, "I'm, sorta, well, hung like a baby." She ponders a moment and agrees that it really doesn't matter, and that they're both going to have fun anyway.
When they arrive at his house, they go into the bedroom and begin undressing. Sure enough, she removes her bra and she's so flat that you can see her ribs. He smiles at her, takes his pants off, and the damn thing hits the floor! "What!" she exclaims, "I thought that you said you were hung like a baby!" "I am," he replied, "8 pounds, 24 inches!"
Anorexia - a true out of body experience.
BlogDog at April 17, 2012 6:29 AM
Annie
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at April 17, 2012 7:51 AM
Life - a sexually transmitted disease which is always fatal.
Joe J at April 17, 2012 11:59 AM
Need drama?
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82446680/?lt=ep
Eric at April 17, 2012 1:28 PM
I know what you're saying about life being an STD, but unless newborns are engaging in nookie, it sounds a little strange. But then again, STDs are transmitted to newborns.
Patrick at April 17, 2012 4:18 PM
A guy runs into this girl at a bar. After a few drinks and a little dancing, they decide that they're going to end up spending the night together. In the car on the way back to his house, she looks at him guiltily and says, "I have a confession to make." "This bra that I'm wearing," she continues, "well, its padded." He quickly responds, "thats ok, it doesn't matter." "Its really padded," she adds. "I'm flat as a baby," she explains, "there's, like, nothing there." "I guess thats ok," he follows, "I have a confession to make as well." After a moment he continues, "I'm, sorta, well, hung like a baby." She ponders a moment and agrees that it really doesn't matter, and that they're both going to have fun anyway.
When they arrive at his house, they go into the bedroom and begin undressing. Sure enough, she removes her bra and she's so flat that you can see her ribs. He smiles at her, takes his pants off, and the damn thing hits the floor! "What!" she exclaims, "I thought that you said you were hung like a baby!" "I am," he replied, "8 pounds, 24 inches!"
Jim P. at April 17, 2012 6:46 PM
BTW those were the droids you were looking for.
Jim P. at April 17, 2012 8:36 PM
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