Photo and joke posts could be integrated, conserving real estate. Or do you make more money with separate pages? Whatever, I sometimes click ads just for the Hell of it.

It's on.

Getting weird out there.

Bad judgment window decals.

http://www.regretsy.com/2012/04/24/pull-over/

Those decals are funny, and I loved the "as usual, you assholes are funnier than I am" comment.

I'm having an I Hate Everything Day, so thanks.

"It’s official. 4’33″ is the best highbrow meme ever."

This becomes all too true sometimes. Still, I died laughing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2TuohSsw4k

I'm going to use this as a free swim area: School Tells Girls They Can't Wear Patriotic T-Shirt.

A roundup of the best late-night jokes about TSA pat-downs and other invasive screening procedures, as ranked by our fans on Facebook:

1. "This year marks the first Thanksgiving in which travelers will get molested before they get to their uncle's house." —Seth Meyers
   


2. "Rush Limbaugh on the radio yesterday told President Obama, 'Keep your hands off my tea bag.' Don't worry, Rush, even special ops couldn't find your tea bag." —Jimmy Kimmel
   


3. "Have you heard the TSA's new slogan? 'We handle more junk than eBay.'" —Jay Leno
   


4. "TSA says they are going to crack down on the invasive pat-downs. In fact, one agent was transferred to another parish." —David Letterman
   


5. "The TSA, it's our business to touch yours." —from a "Saturday Night Live" skit portraying TSA agents as sex workers
   


6. "In San Diego, a man refused to be patted down by airport security and some people are calling him a hero. I don't mind being patted down by airport security, but I don't like it when the guy says, 'Now you do me.'" —Conan O'Brien
   


7. From David Letterman's Top Ten Questions to Ask Yourself Before Becoming a TSA Agent: "In five years, whose pants do I see my hands in?"
   


8. "The TSA has changed airport security guidelines. Now you can have an extensive body pat-down or a naked scan. I think I speak for everybody when I say, "Hey, why can't we have both?" —David Letterman
   


9. . "You know, if I wanted somebody halfheartedly patting my groin without eye contact, I'd get married." —Seth Meyers


10. . "The TSA has issued some special packing tips for travelers before Thanksgiving weekend. They say not to bring food, sharp tools, or any shred of dignity." —Jimmy Fallon

Ref: politicalhumor.about.com/b/2010/11/24/top-10-tsa-jokes.htm

In answer to your question, "No."

Humerus, assisted by associates Tibia and Femur, was the Roman scientist who discovered osteoporosis.

Of course, a Greek taught them how to spell it.