Don't burn the Koran memes.

Yep, the name speaks for itself.

He put it on a /girl's/ bike. Infidel.

Prosecutor: You shot him in the chest six times?

Defendant: I didn't feel the need to reload and shoot the intruder some more.

The quote for March 2012:

I suspect it was acute lead poisoning. -- Wednesday, March 07, 2012 2:48:32 PM by Drill Thrawl

Another quote in there:

Nah, he just had a bad case of stupid that finally got to him..-- Wednesday, March 07, 2012 2:31:52 PM by Bigh4u2

This isn't really humor, but I just want to say I'm very glad that Dick Lugar lost. Now his unsolicited text messages that beg me for my vote won't be waking me up anymore. What an asshole. That is all.