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Hubble Telescope's images prove God exists.

A lady was doing her spring cleaning in her 12th floor apartment. She was just shaking out the rug on her balcony when a strong gust of wind caught the rug and carried her over the edge.

As she was falling, a man reached out of the eighth floor window and caught her.

"Do you fuck?" the man asked.

"No, of course I don't!" the woman replied, so the man dropped her.

As she hurtled past the fifth floor, another man caught her.

"Do you suck?" asked the man.

"Definitely not!" replied the woman angrily, so the man dropped her.

As she approached the earth, she prayed to God to give her another chance at life. As she plummeted past the second floor a third man miraculously caught her.

"I fuck and I suck!" the woman screamed in a frenzy of fear.

"Dirty slut!" said the man, so he dropped her.

Two women are hiking in the woods. After an hour or so they come to a stream. Unable to cross, they decide to walk along the stream and look for a narrower place.

Fortunately they come to an old bridge spanning the stream. Deciding that the bridge is safe, the two women proceed to cross. Halfway across one woman stops and says to the other, "I've always wanted to be like guys, and urinate off a bridge!" The other woman looks around and says, "Well, I don't see anyone around, now's your chance!"

The first woman drops her hiking shorts and backs over the side of the bridge. As she begins to piss she looks over her shoulder. "Holy shit!," she screams, "I just pissed in a canoe!"

"Calm down," her friend said, "That wasn't a canoe, it was only your reflection!"

An older blonde woman heard through a friend that taking a milk bath is good for the skin, will cure stretch marks and make her beautiful again. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk instead of the usual amount.

When the milkman arrived, and read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on her door to clarify the point. The woman came to the door, and the milkman said, "Yes ma'am, I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?"

The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."

The milkman asked, "Do you want it Pasteurized?"

The blonde replied, "Nope, just up to my boobs, I can splash it in my eyes."

I just don't understand my wife sometimes.

Last night she let me stick my tongue in her asshole.

This morning, I took a swig of milk from the bottle and she said I'm disgusting?

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