Tackle Me Elmo
As Jim P. has pointed out here in the comments, shortly after the attacks on 9/11, the TSA became unnecessary. Prior to 9/11, we were under the impression that terrorists wanted a bag of money and a trip to Bolivia. Or Chad. Or wherever. Now, we know differently.

The AP reports that a 24-year-old Canadian man, now in custody, rushed to the front of the plane as it was taxiing in. Maybe he was just nuts, but you can guess what happened: He "was subdued by some of the 165 passengers."

I know what you're thinking: But for the TSA, who will hire child-abusing defrocked priests?