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Are You Addicted To God?

Oh, Andrew. You don't have to be addicted to God. God is addicted to you.

Sorry. Couldn't help myself.

Anyway, let's talk about homeopathic remedies. The great thing is that if you want to take, say, colloidal silver but you want to customize your treatment, why, nothing's stopping you from whipping up a batch of silver, uh, something.

Results: 90% Smurfification:

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/22536241/ns/today-today_news/t/real-life-blue-guy-shrugs-his-skin-color/#.T9OPOY5yHww

> Sorry. Couldn't help myself.

Dude, when it's your heritage, those jokes are just mean.

Funny, but mean.

Also, I bet that in the bold libertarian future of drug freedom, there will be a lot more of those stories like the one you've linked... People will be choking to death on cantaloupe rinds because they've heard that they're good for ingrown toenails.