Far be it from me to point out that Zombieland rules also work for attentionwhoring lawyers.

1 "Cardio"
2 "Double tap"
3 "Beware of bathrooms"
4 "Seatbelts"
5 "Cast iron skillet"

Apparently, from the article, we're to conclude that cannibals make bad boyfriend material, too.

I was going to make a "don't let him cook dinner" joke here, but decided to spare everyone the indignity.

Really! I thought cannibalism was one of those social mores that most people generally knew was not a good thing to do?

AIDS is a concern. Cannibalism is not a concern.
Government overspending is a concern. Regulating foie gras in not.
Crime is important. People using bathsalts in strange ways is not a major concern.

Priorities people. I expect better from professionals.

I too expect better from professionals, but always make an exception for Gloria Allred. From her I expect the worst, and am never disappointed.

"[C]annibalism is a serious issue and is very dangerous to the health and the well-being of the cannibal and the victim."

Really, Gloria?

Most activities in which one or more parties can be labelled "victims" are dangerous to those parties.

"AIDS is a concern. Cannibalism is not a concern."

Actually, it is a very big concern to the most of Americans.

The weapons are flying off the shelves because of the possible zombie attacks.

Also, they have a right to vote just like you and me to choose our next leader to get us out of the zombie trouble we are in.

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"

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Once you say that Allred, Jackson, or Sharpton is involved in any way, I know that I'm going to be on the other side.

In this case, while I have to agree that cannibalism is bad 99.9%[1] of the time, this is an isolated case that happened. They believe that Eugene may have been using bath salts and/or other hallucinogenic drugs.

Remember Dahmer -- where was she. In this case she's manufacturing a victim.

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[1] The case of the Stella Maris College Rugby Team was exigent circumstances and outside of the normal requirements for survival. This was not a "I am just going outside and may be some time."[2] situation

[2] Captain Lawrence Oates (1880—1912), British soldier and explorer. Before leaving the tent and vanishing into the blizzard on the ill-fated Antarctic expedition (1910-12). Oates was afraid that his lameness would slow down the others.

Can't cast aside Gloria All-RED too much. As I recall, she helped bring down Herman Cain, much to the country's detriment, IMO.

Can't cast aside Gloria All-RED too much. As I recall, she helped bring down Herman Cain, much to the country's detriment, IMO. -- mpetrie98 at June 12, 2012 8:10 PM

I was not a fan of Herman Cain. But at this point, I'd take Cain over Obama.

<gagging & puking>I would take Hillary over Obama at this point. The only reason Biden is VP is to insure the POTUS's life.</gagging & puking>

Ya Jim. P. I would have taken Hillary over Obama, too. May have hated her and her politics, but she would have more sense as a POTUS, with her experience, knowledge, and guile to be a good/ok President.

I love/hate it when the media and media figures make a big concern over something minor, but ignore the big stuff.

Next of "News Magazine shows, can using a cell phone at the gas station cause explosions!"

But let's ignore the death of children due to diseases like mumps that should not be a risk.