My preference is three over light, bacon and hash browns scattered and smothered.

Fried Chicken.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2176494/Energy-saving-light-bulbs-fry-skin-study-claims.html

Chicken Shit.

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/309964/uwhat-obama-doesnt-get-peter-kirsanow

To BOYCOTT Chick-Fil-A!!! (to be read with spuming fuming lefty rage)

LOL, Feebs! Thanks for that!

Obama has sold more guns to the drug cartels than all of the other Nobel Peace Prize winners put together.

Q. Why did Obama step on the cockroach?
A. He hates competition.

Q. What will Obama do if Romney challenges him to a debate?
A. Claim Executive Privilege.

Now that Chief Justice Roberts has voted to uphold ObamaCare, it's finally shovel ready.
Tip o'the hat to Scalito

The side effects of reading the ObamaCare decision include nausea and vomiting.
Tip o'the hat to Scalito

ObamaCare is designed to go into effect after he is reelected. If Obama is reelected, we'll need it.
Tip o'the hat to Scalito

Obama ordered Congress to set aside a billion dollars for a new research project. He wants to know why global warming goes away in the winter.
Tip o'the hat to Tony

Obama's top speech writer just resigned so that he could start writing comedy. He's working for CNN now.
Tip o'the hat to Soledad

Obama is getting tired of people who say that he doesn't have a birth certificate. He actually has several.

America has lost five million jobs under Obama. Don't worry though. Obama says he'll send Joe Biden to go look for them.

“The liberals are asking us to give Obama more time. And I think 25-to-life would be a good start.” --William Batchelder, Ohio State House speaker

Doctor Seuss for 2011: "I do not like Barack Obam, I do not like his health care scam. I do not like that sneaky crook, or how he lies and cooks the books. I do not like it when he steals, I do not like his secret deals. I do not like that metro man, I do not like his 'YES WE CAN.' I do not like his spending spree, does he not know that nothing's free? I do not like his smug replies, I do not like his constant lies. I do not like his kind of hope. I do not like it. Nope, nope, nope."
Tip o'the hat to Morris

Q. Why isn't TSA catching any terrorists?
A. They don't screen passengers on Air Force One.

Barack Obama walks into a bar with a duck. The bartender asks, “Where did you get the jackass?” Barack looks puzzled and replies, “It’s a duck.” The bartender says, “I was talking to the duck.”

NO, I don't like him. How could you tell?

:-) You betcha, sister!

Fascist Chicken.

http://hotair.com/archives/2012/07/20/irs-labor-department-persecute-idaho-man-after-appearing-on-obamas-enemies-list/

I am getting really sick and tired of this guy...

It was on the no-fly list.