I've lived in fear for my senior relatives that a map like this will be published for their neighborhoods... Especially when they DON'T have guns.
But even when they do, druggy thieves can be attracted by the idea that there's a $400 handgun somewhere in the closet.
Crid [Cridcomment at Gmail]
at December 25, 2012 10:36 PM
Let's publish the address of every home that contains an Ipad and watch what happens.
Crid [Cridcomment at Gmail]
at December 25, 2012 10:37 PM
Well if anyone challenges me because I have a firearm in my home -- I ask that a law be put forth that requires everyone who doesn't have a firearm puts a sign in their front yard that says "We are a gun free household."
Then I'd like to see the robbery statistics afterward.
A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class on a plane. The woman sneezes, then takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man isn’t sure he saw what she did, and decides he is probably hallucinating.
A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man is about to go nuts. He can’t believe that he’s seeing what he’s seeing.
A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs yet again.
The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman and says, “Three times you’ve sneezed, and three times you’ve taken a tissue and wiped it between your legs! Are you trying to drive me crazy?”
“I’m sorry to have disturbed you, sir,” she replies. “I have a rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm.”
The man, now feeling badly, says, “Oh, I’m sorry. What are you taking for it?”
The woman looks at him with a coy smile and says, “Pepper.”
I've lived in fear for my senior relatives that a map like this will be published for their neighborhoods... Especially when they DON'T have guns.
But even when they do, druggy thieves can be attracted by the idea that there's a $400 handgun somewhere in the closet.
Crid [Cridcomment at Gmail] at December 25, 2012 10:36 PM
Let's publish the address of every home that contains an Ipad and watch what happens.
Crid [Cridcomment at Gmail] at December 25, 2012 10:37 PM
Well if anyone challenges me because I have a firearm in my home -- I ask that a law be put forth that requires everyone who doesn't have a firearm puts a sign in their front yard that says "We are a gun free household."
Then I'd like to see the robbery statistics afterward.
Jim P. at December 25, 2012 10:56 PM
A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class on a plane. The woman sneezes, then takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man isn’t sure he saw what she did, and decides he is probably hallucinating.
A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man is about to go nuts. He can’t believe that he’s seeing what he’s seeing.
A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs yet again.
The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman and says, “Three times you’ve sneezed, and three times you’ve taken a tissue and wiped it between your legs! Are you trying to drive me crazy?”
“I’m sorry to have disturbed you, sir,” she replies. “I have a rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm.”
The man, now feeling badly, says, “Oh, I’m sorry. What are you taking for it?”
The woman looks at him with a coy smile and says, “Pepper.”
Jim P. at December 25, 2012 10:59 PM
Its not really questionable, but it is horrifying - there were no column updates this week
lujlp at December 26, 2012 6:58 AM
Bad taste? Bad taste.
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at December 26, 2012 11:59 AM
Seriously cool
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at December 26, 2012 12:48 PM
Crid- The Fat Jew gave me more laughs than I have had in months... the epitome of bad taste!
Eric at December 26, 2012 1:29 PM
They guy DELETED the bad taste joke I was trying to share.
Use your imagination.
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at December 26, 2012 2:19 PM
Earlier twitter works.
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at December 26, 2012 2:43 PM
Also and another.
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at December 26, 2012 2:45 PM
Whoops. Sorry. Two more: 1 & 2.
Some people know things about audacity and transgression that you and I will never know.
We need those people.
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at December 26, 2012 2:50 PM
Specifically, consider this:
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at December 26, 2012 7:30 PM
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