10 Craziest Foreign Objects Found Stuck In A Rectum
Pooholes and the crazy shit people stick up there. I have to admit I didn't find any of them all that wild and crazy, although I laughed a little at the phone and the supposed reason it found its way up there.
The weirdest one I heard a report on was a......toolbox with tools inside.
My favorite one of all time though is that priest who was hanging curtains in his kitchen and fell on some potatoes. He just happened to be nude and have the potatoes fall right inside his anus.
Purplepen at December 31, 2012 2:40 AM
Funniest early use of the interwebs.
..."In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.
"I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon', my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again,so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."
At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tubing, igniting Mr Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball."
Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract...
Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at December 31, 2012 8:39 AM
Some of the things a San Francisco ER doc said he removed from rectums in a column he wrote on this subject about 20 years ago:
A golf ball.
A shot glass.
A potato.
A boxing glove.
A toupee.
Ken R at December 31, 2012 8:58 AM
A BOXING GLOVE???? How does someone even work up to that?
Eric at December 31, 2012 9:29 AM
I had always hoped the gerbil stories were myth.
Meloni at December 31, 2012 11:37 AM
Poor Richard Gere. The guy spends his whole career making some solid films and when you google him the auto-finish is Richard Ger (e and gerbils.)
Eric at December 31, 2012 1:19 PM
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