How To Stop The TSA From Stealing Your Stuff
As we see from myriad news reports, the real criminals in the airport are the hamburger clerks the government hires to grope us and search our stuff sans probable cause.
Mike Adams from Natural News has a video showing you how to keep the TSA workers from stealing your valuables:
Related, from Bob Fisher at TSA New Blog, "TSA: No amount is too small to steal."







I guess I don't get the point. Does Mike Adams believe that TSA is stealing stuff out of people's CARRY-ON baggage?
Maybe they are. But I fly a lot. And I've never seen a TSA agent touch my bag after it comes off the conveyer.
Tony at January 10, 2013 12:38 PM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2013/01/10/how_to_stop_the.html#comment-3548592">comment from TonyThat's probably because you don't opt out of being scanned, Tony, which seems to happen more often to people who have big boobs.
They seem to like to punish you for opting out of being scanned by going through your bag.
Amy Alkon
at January 10, 2013 12:48 PM
Tony, the TSA is stealing stuff out of people's carry-on baggage. That's not in dispute. TSA employees have been caught red-handed, they've been arrested, they've been convicted. This isn't some fringe conspiracy theory.
I've never been asked to go through the scanner, but I have been selected for a pat-down, and had my carry-on opened and rummaged through. And my checked baggage is opened every time I fly. In fact, my most recent trip a couple months back was the first time since 9/11 that I haven't opened my luggage to find a TSA notice tucked inside. I guess maybe after ten years, I fell off of whatever list I was on. Nothing's ever gone missing, but a book of landscapes was damaged when they weren't careful about repacking. That pissed me off.
Boldly Beth at January 10, 2013 1:14 PM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2013/01/10/how_to_stop_the.html#comment-3548610">comment from Amy AlkonBeth is right.
Happened to somebody I know. Naturally, they accused him of malfeasance. The video showed otherwise. Video no longer working but the link is there to the Fox story:
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2012/01/04/holzman.html
Amy Alkon
at January 10, 2013 1:18 PM
Amy, the story link within the post is dead too, but here is the story.
Boldly Beth at January 10, 2013 1:46 PM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2013/01/10/how_to_stop_the.html#comment-3548630">comment from Boldly BethThanks - exhausted. Have to take my next nap. (It's how I extend my workday.)
Amy Alkon
at January 10, 2013 1:53 PM
I wonder what tool is istill approved for carry on that would make it easier to cut the zip ties after you make it through the checkpoint so you can access your stuff?
One of the main reasons I bought my iPad was to use it at the terminal while waiting for a flight as well as on the plane.
Azenogoth at January 10, 2013 2:19 PM
Azenogoth,
I posted the same comment on the video's response. But even if you don't do it in the airport but at the destination -- you have find a knife or scissors.
Jim P. at January 10, 2013 4:17 PM
"I fly a lot. And I've never seen a TSA agent touch my bag after it comes off the conveyer"
WTF kind of logic is this.
I've never been murdered. Therefore, murder does not happen.
Lobster at January 10, 2013 4:38 PM
Add a few jingle bells to the loop.
Mary Q Contrary at January 10, 2013 4:56 PM
Grr... mis-posted on another item.
Ahem.
Cut 'em open with little scissors from your carry-on bag.
"Scissors - metal with pointed tips and blades shorter than 4 inches are allowed, but blades longer than 4 inches are prohibited"
http://www.tsa.gov/traveler-information/prohibited-items
Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at January 10, 2013 9:24 PM
But even if you don't do it in the airport but at the destination -- you have find a knife or scissors.
I've never had a problem with the tiny scissors I bring in my crochet bag. You could try those.
There was also the time I carried a box cutter in my purse. Wasn't even trying to hide it. I just forgot about it. Goes to show how thorough they are.
MonicaP at January 10, 2013 9:53 PM
There is a simpler solution that I have been using for years. The important point is: There is no requirement for TSA to be able to open your carry-on bags.
I bought a whole set of non-TSA-compliant mini-padlocks (with combinations). All of the zippers on my carry-on bag have holes in their handles, and they are in pairs. I lock each pair together with a padlock. If TSA wants to look inside, they have to wait until I come over to open it for them.
This is quick and painless, as the little padlocks can just stay on the bag (attached to just one of the two zippers). It also protects in general against casual theft.
a_random_guy at January 10, 2013 10:54 PM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2013/01/10/how_to_stop_the.html#comment-3549267">comment from a_random_guyIf TSA wants to look inside, they have to wait until I come over to open it for them. This is quick and painless
Problem: The TSA won't let you touch the bags.
Amy Alkon
at January 10, 2013 11:05 PM
Granted, I don't fly that often, but it hasn't been a problem for me. any, practically, what are they going to do, cut the bag open? They really have no choice but to call out "whose bag is this", and wait until I come over to open it for them.
a_random_guy at January 11, 2013 2:16 AM
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