Co-worker joke/snark of the day. He told a story of him and his wife at home last night:

Wife: [makes some inane comment]
Husband: "Lord give me patience. Cause if you give me strength I'll strangle the bitch."

A little while later as a response to one of his comments.

Wife: "Lord give me pay... Strike that. Lord give give me strength."

He had to laugh at that.

Do we need some baby's blood?