Give This Dog A New Tweet
Loved this:
@HideousTerrier
I'm not licking you because I love you. I am licking you to decide whether you taste good enough to feed upon after you die in bed.
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By the way, I seem to recall an old BBC-type show on African wild dogs: Mom returns to the burrow after feeding -- pups lick face/throat -- Mom vomits up food for them. What you do if you don't have hands.
Posted by: Richard Harper at February 3, 2013 6:55 AM
My mother means well, but her cooking sometimes tasted...well...on the bright side, we just had to sit down to dinner, not lick her face and throat to get it.
Posted by: Amy Alkon 
at February 3, 2013 7:24 AM
