Not bawdy but this is the best version of Saint Saëns Danza Macabra on youtube

The intensity overpowered the recording equipment just past the five minute mark for a few bars, but not by much

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIrpp-inOpM

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-prosthetic-eye-falls-during-trial-judge-declares-222913099.html

I seriously hope the assailant isn't named Bluto.

Setup, setup…

…setup, setup…

…setup, setup…

…Punchline, bitches! Hahaha haaahh!

That's probably happening to you because of something bad you did in your life, because you were mean to someone who only wanted to be nice.

But good things happen to good people.

Gonna be a great afternoon!

LAPD-style sex in a swimming pool.

Yep.

Poignant as Hell.

JTC

Printing

Reynolds-Meet the “Cuomo.” […] t’s an unsubtle rejoinder to New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, who recently signed a magazine-restriction law limiting mags to seven rounds. Defense Distributed is basically saying that if you’re not going to be allowed to buy larger magazines in the near future, you can print them yourself — if, that is, 3-D printed weapons don’t fall into legislators’ own crosshairs.

I don't like my new phone this much.

Crid - that last setup was not a Minnesota dog otherwise you would have seen a yellow spot or brown pile. Our dogs don't go back until some business is done.

I'm being punished for hurting Rosy. Six to ten inches of snow projected for tonight and tomorrow morning. Thankfully, we now are not supposed to get blizzard winds. But best of all, it will be aboue zero. I love it above zero.

I think it was a cat. I got most of those from Reddit.

See also Vines.

You poor fucks....

Dog

Dog

Dog

Dog

Can a man who's no longer attracted to Beyonce still call himself a man?

Asking for a friend.

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