TSA Spokesjerk Bob Whines That Bombs Are Too Hard To Spot Unless They Are Right Out Of A Roadrunner Cartoon
Bombs are too hard to detect by the TSA's force of unskilled workers at the airport who take money for violating American's genitals, dignity, and Fourth Amendment rights.
The LAX Millennium Bomber plot was discovered over the phone, by a guy in Seattle -- a highly trained FBI agent who heard a guy who had a passport saying he was born in Montreal speaking in a French-Algerian accent.
That's how you discover people intending to do harm -- with highly trained intelligence officers.
And you do it long before a plotter every hits the airport, by using probable cause to root out actual plots; you don't treat every American, including U.S. Senators, like a probable al Qaeda member.
That's just idiocy.
Well, for everyone but those profiting from the existence of the TSA, like Michael Chertoff and the the quisling Blogger Bob, quoted in this New York Post story by Philip Messing and Dan Mangan:
The TSA whined yesterday that it's just too darn hard for agents to find bombs -- unless the terrorists use explosives straight out of a Loony Tunes cartoon.That was the agency's sorry excuse to explain how Newark Airport screeners were completely outmatched by an undercover fed who stuffed an IED in his pants and slipped through two layers of security.
"It's not like they're using a cartoonish bundle of dynamite with an alarm clock strapped to it," Bob Burns of the TSA Blog Team posted on the agency's Web site.
"The items are extremely hard to spot."
The Post exclusively revealed last week how the screeners colossally failed a Feb. 25 test at the Terminal B checkpoint, allowing a fed to get an improvised explosive device through a magnetometer and a secondary pat-down.







This is a good place to post how disgusted I am with the airline industry over the TSA pocketknives thing. Both the companies and the unions are going all in favor of continued groping of passengers because they're skeered of a little pocketknife. As NBC(!) pointed out this morning, small knives have been allowed on many overseas flights flown by those same airlines, and there have been no reported incidents.
Hey airlines: We're not "butts in seats". We're human beings, just like you. And just like you, we've got jobs to do and places to get to. And if we have to be sexually molested in order to patronize you, we'll find some other mode of transportation.
Cousin Dave at March 14, 2013 6:34 AM
When an Air Force wing flunks an operational readiness inspection, the wing commander and his or her immediate subordinates quickly start making post-Air Force career plans. I'm sure something similar happened in the Newark TSA case.
Oh, wait, the Post says, "No one was disciplined for the failure at Newark — the same airport where 9/11 hijackers were able to smuggle boxcutters onto Flight 93, which crashed in Pennsylvania before it could reach Washington."
So much for that. But I do like the Post's liberal use of hyperbole: "The Post exclusively revealed last week how the screeners colossally failed a Feb. 25 test at the Terminal B checkpoint, allowing a fed to get an improvised explosive device through a magnetometer and a secondary pat-down. [emphasis added]"
Old RPM Daddy (OldRPMDaddy at GMail dot com) at March 14, 2013 7:10 AM
Your title Advice Goddess Blog covers the navigation links in Chrome. I tried zooming in and out but it's still there. It looks fine in Firefox but I like Chrome.
nonegiven at March 14, 2013 8:01 AM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2013/03/14/tsa_spokesjerk.html#comment-3642510">comment from nonegivenSorry - I'll test in Chrome and tell Gregg.
Amy Alkon
at March 14, 2013 8:04 AM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2013/03/14/tsa_spokesjerk.html#comment-3642511">comment from Amy AlkonOdd. They work for me in Chrome. Are you on a PC? Would you mind emailing me a screen shot? adviceamy at a o l dot com
Amy Alkon
at March 14, 2013 8:05 AM
you don't treat every American, including U.S. Senators, like a probable al Qaeda member
Sure you do. That way you can put them on drone watch list, and if you deem them to be an imminent threat, you can take them out.
DoJ says it's OK, so it must be legal.
I R A Darth Aggie at March 14, 2013 8:29 AM
TSA's force of unskilled workers at the airport who take money for violating American's genitals, dignity, and Fourth Amendment rights
Forgot to snark, they also get the opportunity to engage in a little larceny if they feel like it, and get the chance. Of course, they can also take payoffs to ignore the drugs being smuggled onto aircraft.
And they're only being told it's drugs. Could be weapons, could be explosives. Don't know, don't care, so long as the payment is right.
Also, I don't see a problem with the web site. But I'm using Chromium, the open source variant of Chrome on Linux.
I R A Darth Aggie at March 14, 2013 8:34 AM
Everything looks fine in Firefox. Haven't even opened Chrome since I installed it.
I think I'll have to invest in the ACME Supply Company. Looks like they'll be doing a booming business pretty soon.
(Pardon the pun. Or not!)
Flynne at March 14, 2013 8:53 AM
I agree with the poor TSA screener. Since we conclude it's impossible for them to do the job, let's stop wasting all this time and money, and quit trying.
MarkD at March 14, 2013 9:39 AM
That's why we created the TSA - to spot the items.
If it can't be done by the otherwise unemployable minimum wage job rejects hired by the TSA to do this, then why have a TSA?
If it was easy, we'd just post a notice in every airport saying, "Call this number if you see a bearded guy in a keffiyeh carrying a bomb and ululating while screaming 'Death to America.'"
Conan the Grammarian at March 14, 2013 9:51 AM
" Since we conclude it's impossible for them to do the job, let's stop wasting all this time and money, and quit trying." MarkD
Ah, the naive youth... Government doesn't work that way, my fine young man.
Once they have decided what is RIGHT they will spare no expense to make the righteous thing reality, no matter the consequence.
And if, in the longer run, 'tis discovered that it was near impossible, they will count the work well done as they strove mightily. Public rule of law be damned.
:very level look:
Man, how I wish I was joking.
SwissArmyD at March 14, 2013 11:38 AM
Flew from Chicago to Miami then on to Dominican Republic last week. TSA agent went through my bag and found a jar of Mineral Ice muscle rub. He got so excited he called a supervisor over and I was frisked. They found a Trident gum wrapper in my pocket. They did not appreciate the exceptionally loud gales of laughter to the point of tears from my entire group and everyone around us when they found out what all the hubbub was about. The TSA agent got very red in the face.
Perfect strategy, they humiliate us, we do the same to them. Laugh at them for the douchebags they are.
Juliana at March 15, 2013 3:33 PM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2013/03/14/tsa_spokesjerk.html#comment-3643583">comment from JulianaFabulous, Juliana. At last, a few people who aren't in a coma.
Having a group of people laugh at them is great. Peer pressure is more powerful than many people understand.
Amy Alkon
at March 15, 2013 4:37 PM
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