Amy's dog is a narc!!!

Moar

That dog's been chewing on that baggy pretty good, too.

When Amy's dog got home, she ate a truly epic amount of kibble...

From Crid's link: "'Looking for the drugs with a dog, I think, is an overkill,' [Jeffrey Gardere] said. 'What it comes down to is having a relationship, and I don't know if you can do that if you're bringing in drug-sniffing dogs.'"

Do tell.

Abcarian gets on my nerves, as do broken clocks.

Nonetheless, I knew there was a paragraph like this to be found in this story somewhere:

Harlow added that Richmond’s father, reportedly an absentee parent and alcoholic who had spent time in prison, had leaned over in the courtroom to tell his son he loved him-- something, according to Richmond’s lawyer, the father had never done.

Children raised in loving families don't think of doing things like that to females.

Consider also the comments from "Anonymous Coward" yesterday... On a blog that's ALREADY mostly anonymous.

Also, I apologize for going full-snotball at Andrew Garland yesterday.

I'm often overwhelmed at how far we are from being all on the same, sane page.

Midway down the page: mice heads made into finger puppets.

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/6-ghastly-works-art-made-from-dead-animals/

Yes, Robin Abcarian is a nuisance. Her one saving grace is that, in her original column, she once confessed to having fucked her bf in the ruins of Leptis Magna.

Considering the column was mostly about the typical middle-class worries about schools and the price of real estate, it was certainly refreshing. As George Costanza once said -- "It moved".

She got laid?

Big-time

"I'm often overwhelmed at how far we are from being all on the same, sane page."

Pardon me darling, but weren't you just lecturing me on how everyone has a different opinion and it's the point to disagree?

Just sayin....

:D

You're very clever, and entertaining, for a Canadian.

Meanwhile, this is amusing.

Monday

No idea how the link came into my life, but there are many wonderful trinkets in here.

At this hour, my champion/favorite aphorism is from Haspel.

I don't actually know who Haspel is.

After God created Adam, and Adam had been in the Garden for a really long time, he started to get a little lonely. So, Adam went to God and said, "This Garden is amazing, but I'm starting to get a little lonely; is there anyone that you can send to keep me company?"

God answered, "I have the perfect person. She will help you with almost everything. She'll clean, cook, wash you clothes, be your friend, and even rub your feet after a long day. She really is perfect in every way!"

Adam said, "That sounds great! How soon can you send her?"

God replied again, "I can send her right away, but there is one thing ... it's going to cost you an arm and a leg to get her."

Adam thought for a moment, and then said, "What can I get for a rib?"

Makes you want to pray for an old-fashioned smiting by the Almighty hisself:

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/11/ohio-man-sentenced-to-one-month-for-teasing-disabled-girl/