It's a miracle, I tell ya! He is risen!

Choose your favorite post-9/11 hero to root for as they go toe-to-toe over unwarranted surveillance and armed home invasion over indoor tomato gardening!

http://news.yahoo.com/kansas-couple-indoor-gardening-prompted-pot-raid-182449463.html

I'm voting for the CIA heroes. The police heroes? Not so much. The stonewalling civil servant heroes? Not even in the running.

I keep seeing this stupid joke about someone seeing Gloria Gaynor's ghost at the foot of their bed, and recalling that, at the sight of the apparition, "At first I was afraid. I was petrified."

I'm getting sick of typing, "Gloria Gaynor is not dead, you moron!"

I was looking at a baseball, and I kept wondering why it was getting bigger. Then finally it hit me.

Sez you