My deceased aunt used to get out of so much stuff due to her huge tits. Even I don't remember her face much just her cleavage.

My moms sisters are all beautiful but dayum that aunt was a natural blonde, green eyes, thin and natural double Ds with a black girls butt. You can imagine her popularity with Mexican officials.

(My mom tells me guys used to stalk my grandpa for my aunts hand in marriage).

Fortunately, I'm old enough that tatas can't distract me that much.

Please note, that's "old enough", not "dead". Given the right stimulus I can drool.

The problem nowadays is telling live from memorex.