It's ridiculous. I'm appalled.

And yet....

Poet to wife: "There is no rhyme for orange."
Wife to poet: "When will you replace the door hinge?"

Saw this in the comments to a Slate article the other day. Now it can be told.

"Jim, there's a whole bunch of things we aren't going to be telling Mrs. Clinton."

http://www.hulu.com/#!watch/276473

Flipping through the radio channels while I drove this weekend I came across and interesting talk/advice show. I assume it was syndicated but might be local. One caller particularly stood out.

She complained that her job didn't pay enough, she didn't get enough time off, they weren't flexible enough -- and she "didn't get the recognition she deserved." When the host asked for examples she really couldn't come up with anything. The hosts response was along the lines of "Welcome to the working world."

Reminds me of a Drew Carey line:

"Oh, you hate your job? There's a club for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar."