Take The Quiz! Professor Or Hobo?
This might be too "in academia," but as somebody who goes to academic conferences, I loved it. (And scored 8 out of 10.)
The quiz is here: "Prof or Hobo?"
I'm guessing nobody will get their tightywhities in a wad like female scientists do when people post lists of the hottest ladies in science.
On a related note, my boyfriend once described himself as "disheveled in an employed sort of way." I love that about him.