Grandma's Got A Gun
Burglar tries to break into the home a 72-year-old grandmother shares with her 85-year-old husband, and she pulls out her .357 magnum and tries to blow his ass off their property.
She missed, but I loved what she said: "You have no idea how lucky you were to be able to walk away from my house and not have to be carried out."
Loved the comment about granny's gun-pull from my friend, KABC's John Phillips (@johnnydontlike):
Who needs the diaper now?
Video at the link, but it's asshole-ized, meaning it auto-plays, so I'm not posting it here.
I imagine after a certain age "just say, what the fuck!" becomes overwhelming.
Eric at June 12, 2013 3:31 PM
I remember a funny story about an elderly woman's Help-Alert accidentally going off without her knowledge. When the paramedics showed up to attend to what they thought was an emergency, she thought her home was being broken into and she opened fire.
Mercifully, she missed.
"I've fallen and I'm packing an uzi!"
Patrick at June 12, 2013 4:06 PM
An old man in his nineties, who needed help to even get around his house called the police often. People kept breaking into his house at night, when his care giver wasn't there, and do what ever they wanted, take what ever they wanted. It happened often. The police advised him to buy a gun.
He ended up shooting the teenage neighbor who was doing it. His neighbors, who were letting their kid run wild, breaking into peoples houses, actually called the decrepit old man a coward.
Pretty much everyone else in town said, "Good for him."
nonegiven at June 13, 2013 7:29 AM
I posted that link to my FB page with the caption:
'Yep!! This will be me one day.'
Gotta buncha 'likes'!
Flynne at June 13, 2013 9:33 AM
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