Helpful Hints On How To Avoid Being Tased To Death By A Police Officer
Popehat notes that sometimes, people die upon being tased.
He also notes the helpful suggestion of Miami Police Chief Manuel Orosa (via Miami New Times), to keep this from happening:
Miami Police Chief Manuel Orosa came up with a novel solution to the problem: those with heart conditions just shouldn't break the law in the first place to avoid getting Tased.
Popehat marvels at his thinking:
See? That's why we can count on the Thin Blue Line: because of the serious, contemplative, and principled analysis of public-safety issues we can expect from law enforcement.Chief Orosa is right! Everyone knows that cops never question, arrest, tase, beat, or shoot you unless you committed a crime first. It's just logic. If you weren't a criminal, why would they tase you?
He points out similar adventures in police logic, for example:
If you don't want to be arrested, don't use a cell phone near an officer who is a Star Trek fan.If you don't want to be pepper-sprayed and tased and "trip and fall on the pavement," then ANSWER THE GODDAM QUESTION, is that so hard?
If you don't want your grandmother to go to prison, don't have a cold.







Not sure about this. There is police misconduct, but there IS such a thing as a cell-phone gun and the details aren't really there. I'm sure it's infuriating to try to deal with some idiot who won't put the cell phone down.
You have to pay attention to cops. Do that, and you minimize your chances of negative outcomes, especially the injurious kind. You must reach court first to protest undue treatment. This isn't "nice", but it's true.
Radwaste at July 15, 2013 2:17 AM
There was just the instance of the young man laying in bed and the cops came in to execute a warrant. They shot the sleeping man over 20 times and not to mention it was the wrong guy! So what should you do to defend yourself from that? Never sleep?!?! We let police enforce laws they have very limited or zero knowledge of. So we get answers such as "Don't break the law and you have nothing to worry about" Ya right! I was thrown in jail and in court proceedings for over 2 years just to prove I should have never been charged in the first place!
Lindsey at July 15, 2013 7:17 AM
links people.
lujlp at July 15, 2013 8:29 AM
While the cell phone case is before the SCOTUS ruling that you are allowed to film police, the fact that the officer asked her to put the phone back in her pocket, rather than setting it down, leads me to believe that he just didn't want her filming, and came up with the "cell phone gun" excuse after the fact. Also, the charge was obstructing official business, not threatening a police officer.
Jazzhands at July 15, 2013 10:02 AM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2013/07/15/helpful_hints_o.html#comment-3804141">comment from lujlplinks people.
Yes, please. If you post a story, post a link in support of what you're saying. One per comment. If your comment needs to be rescued from spam today, it might do me in. (Crazy weekend of writing wild hours; turned in my book manuscript this morning!)
Amy Alkon
at July 15, 2013 10:25 AM
From the link:
Basically she was standing off to the side filming the copy and her BF. How does that constitute to try to deal with some idiot who won't put the cell phone down?
Jim P. at July 15, 2013 11:32 AM
The sleeping man was only shot 16 times.
http://www.policebrutality.info/2013/01/washington-cops-shoot-man-16-times-in-his-bed.html
Assholio at July 15, 2013 11:45 AM
here's a better link.
http://www.king5.com/news/investigators/20-million-claim-against-DOC-by-man-shot-16-times-214962061.html
Assholio at July 15, 2013 11:48 AM
There are devices which use combustion of a small explosive charge to create rapidly expanding gas which propels a projectile out a cylinder at speeds sufficient to damage flesh and incapacitate the target. Cranial strikes are often lethal, vital organs perhaps slightly less so and extremeties not so much.
As these devices allow for selective incapacitation, he should give them to his employees.
DaveG at July 15, 2013 12:50 PM
Snopes.
First reported, 2001, updated 2011. Please look around.
But the liklihood of this being an excuse is real. People with actual guns behave differently from those who don't.
Radwaste at July 16, 2013 3:20 AM
"The sleeping man was only shot 16 times."
Ah, well then. See? No brutality here. If you haven't done anything wrong, you have nothing to fear.
Cousin Dave at July 16, 2013 6:51 AM
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