Let's hear it for modern medicine. A man with a 132-lb scrotum, who used it as a table to eat off (Ugh!) and covered it with an upside down hoodie when in public, finally had it removed. (And the testicles are still intact!)

Well, that's one way to drop 132 pounds quickly!

Patrick, wasn't that a South Park episode?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgq-P_grmUw

It absolutely was! Randy, anxious to get his hands on some medicinal marijuana, gave himself testicular cancer and as a result, his scrotum grew so large that he could use it like a hoppity-hop. And he further enticed others to do the same.

I posted the story on Twitter, Patrick. Damn, that is ugly!

Wrote a song about it; like to here it goes!

Welcome to America.

Where the kids are killers and the mothers just don't f'n care.

Wow. Just Wow.

http://www.ottawasun.com/2013/08/19/man-70-gets-fork-stuck-in-penis

So ... thoughts?

I'm going to go with 'crap-level parenting skills'.