Taco!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG3PnQ3tgzY

There is nothing compelling about an image of a guy straddling a spinning object with serrated edges.

This stuff just writes itself.

Hey, everybody! There's a new therapy to prevent homosexuality in little boys! Just sodomize the gay right out of them! It's true! And when the teens attain orgasm, this pastor says that that's just evil thoughts leaving the body. And best of all, the sick fuck with 60 counts of sexual assault on minors won't spend a gosh-durned day in prison!

Let's hear it for the justice system!

Sounds like the same judge who gave the rapist teacher 30 days 'cuz the 14 year old girl was, like, hot.

Actually, Gog, the same thought occurred to me when I read this story. I was thinking it was the same judge.

I hope this doesn't become a trend, letting the sexual assault of children merit a slight slap on the wrist.

Eric, I always Taco was kind of creepy. Like a Peter Lorre type creepy. Like you could see him working in Dr. Frankenstein's lab. "Yes, master! Right away, master!"

I think I'm going to start celebrating this. I remember when it was launched ...

The Voyager-1 spacecraft has become the first manmade object to leave the Solar System.

Scientists say the probe's instruments indicate it has moved beyond the bubble of hot gas from our Sun and is now moving in the space between the stars.

Gog, you shouldn't celebrate that! What if some hostile extra-terrestrials find it, and are able to trace back to this planet?

"Oh, good job, you idiots. Really appreciate you letting the murderous brain-eating asparagus people that we were here."