Imposter Service Dogs And The Self-Interested People Calling For State Licensing
I trained my beloved late dog, Lucy, so she'd be able to go anywhere -- and she did. They loved her at Cafe de Flore in Paris, where she'd sleep in my lap while I was writing (after being fawned over by the waiters and other patrons).
Here she is perched on my shoulder, as she loved to be, at Samaritaine, the French department store, where I bought her ski jacket, the ferret collar she wore, and the ferret cases she was happiest being carried in. (She was three pounds and liked small spaces.)
Aida, also, though still a puppy, born May 11, has been rigorously trained in the same mode. She's learned that she isn't allowed to beg for food and basically has to sit down in my lap and stay put when I'm writing at the computer or eating. She also listens to commands and obeys them.
This sort of training takes a lot of discipline. You have to be immediate and consistent with both punishment and rewards, scoldings and praise, and you sometimes have to stop what you're doing for a doggie lesson. (When she doesn't come when she's called -- rare these days -- I go get the training leash. Just showing it to her gets her to mend her ways.)
Regarding the story linked below, people who don't train their dogs very well sometimes bring them around with them and use the bogus service dog vests you can get to get them in places they aren't allowed.
I won't do that. I've committed to being ethical and that doesn't mean "ethical when it suits me."
That said, I think that, for example, the "health" rule that you can't bring your dog into a restaurant is ridiculous. If a restaurant wants that to be their policy, fine. But again, my dog has been to numerous Paris cafés and restaurants, and was perfectly behaved and welcomed, and I've seen many other dogs there as well, including a Great Dane at Hotel Lutetia in the lobby bar.
Lucy was also cleaner and more well-groomed than probably most people's children.
Well, not surprisingly guess who's one of the people behind a call to have service dog training standards set -- a guy who owns a training school. Institute for Justice has been a big critic of licensing standards that are usually designed, in part or in large part, to financially benefit those who provide the training. (They've fought and won many of these cases.)
If I have a dog and can train her to be a service dog -- which if you see how utterly well-behaved this tiny puppy Aida is, I think you'd say I could -- why should I have to pay for her to go through training?
There's an article about how imposter dogs supposedly hurt people with disabilities. Sorry, but I think that's a little overblown. An excerpt from the piece:
Under the Americans with Disabilities Act, it's a federal crime to use a fake dog. And about a fourth of all states have laws against service animal misrepresentation. But privacy protections built into the laws make it nearly impossible to prosecute offenders. It's even more difficult because no papers are legally required for real service dogs. Often, people who want to take their pets into restaurants or retail stores just go online to buy vests, backpacks or ID cards with a "service animal" insignia.The law says those entering businesses with animals can be asked just two questions: Is this a service dog? What is it trained to do for you?
Efforts to make the law more prosecutable have begun, but few agree on what will work best. Ideas range from ditching privacy to doing nothing.
Corey Hudson, chief executive officer of Canine Companions for Independence in San Rafael and president of Assistance Dogs International, a coalition of training schools, is leading the effort to get the U.S. Department of Justice involved. He started writing to the agency 18 months ago but has not received a response.
Hudson wants to open talks and explore ways to identify the real from the phony.
But the International Association of Assistance Dog Partners in Michigan worries that bringing in the Justice Department could set back access rights won by those with disabilities in the past 20 years.
"While we deplore those who might be so unethical as to impersonate a disabled person by dressing their dog up as a service animal, we equally deplore the frenzy of alarm being stirred up about the risk of such abuse," said Joan Froling, chairwoman of the IAADP.
There needs to be a standard, said Jennifer Arnold, founder of Canine Assistants in Atlanta. "The sticky part is who will do the testing and what will be the criteria for allowing dogs to be considered assistance dogs."
An ID card might be the simplest answer, she said, adding that she doesn't think the loss of privacy will be the big issue that some think it will be.
A loss of privacy always seems like no big deal to the people trying to take it away from us. It is one of our most important rights, the right to not be info-jacked, to reveal only the details about ourselves we choose to reveal.







The whole "service animal" thing is also ridiculously overblown. A guide dog for a blind person obviously must be with the person at all times.
For the rest - "emotional support" animals, therapy animals - it is ridiculous to put these into the same category.
a_random_guy at October 11, 2013 7:15 AM
The abuse of the program is a direct result of the regulations that are already in place.
Why would you have to fake that you have a service dog if dogs weren't prohibited by prior laws? So let's make a new law because people have found a way of abusing the prior law.
This is the same thing as anti-smoking laws. The establishment owners aren't allowed to decide, but it is regulated by the state. So then you have the bars that allow it illegally and have a system setup that catches the "raids". I've seen it done in California, Ohio, Pennsylvania and several other states.
Most states have done it right with the gun-free zones.
So this is a matter where over-regulation leads to more over-regulation. As opposed to the sign at the local laundromat I use to do my big that says all pets are prohibited.
Jim P. at October 11, 2013 7:29 AM
a Great Dane at Hotel Lutetia in the lobby bar
I'm curious, what was the Dane drinking?
I R A Darth Aggie at October 11, 2013 7:56 AM
Aside from emotional support animals, arent seeing/hearing eye dogs and dogs trained to sense seizures and low blood sugar, ect already trained by professionals? Dont they already have certificates?
lujlp at October 11, 2013 7:56 AM
When I worked in a coffee shop, we had a few people bring animals in, both service and otherwise. We had a "no pets" policy, but service animals are obviously excluded from that.
The thing is, the well trained animals (usually the service animals, but a few others) weren't even noticeable until the customer was right in front of me. I always figured that if I didn't notice the animal, they weren't going to be an issue. The vast majority of people with dogs sat on the patio anyway, and there was no rule against that.we
Jazzhands at October 11, 2013 8:17 AM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2013/10/11/imposter_servic.html#comment-3971997">comment from I R A Darth Aggiea Great Dane at Hotel Lutetia in the lobby bar I'm curious, what was the Dane drinking?
Nothing, the poor deprived dear.
Amy Alkon
at October 11, 2013 8:26 AM
Not even a Tuborg?
Eric at October 11, 2013 9:03 AM
Not all service dogs are for an obvious issue such as blindness.
As mentioned above, there are ones for hearing, seizures, etc. There are even dogs for limited vision individuals (who may see well enough to select a melon in the grocery store, and therefore not be obviously "blind" but have highly limited peripheral vision making walking through the parking lot dangerous without assistance).
I have seen a few dogs in my area that were service dogs in training. Usually young yellow labs in a blue vest that clearly stated they were in training. Basically, they were being taken absolutely everywhere by a person/family so they were used to all sorts of people, sounds, smells, stores, etc. and could later be trained to ignore all the background stuff.
Shannon M. Howell at October 11, 2013 9:12 AM
Here in Switzerland, it's pretty normal to see dogs in restaurants and shops. Not as common as it used to be, but certainly not unusual. Not grocery stores, which makes sense (they might help themselves). In restaurants, you rarely know a dog is there, because they generally lay down under the table and sleep.
However, I have also seen dogs in the UK, where behavior is likely closer to what would happen in the US. The last time I visited, for example, I was eating at a restaurant (sitting outside). A couple of tables over, a women allowed her dog to jump onto the table and stay there while they ate.
Too many people in the UK and US think their dogs are too precious to discipline. Allowing dogs in restaurants in the US would probably be a disaster.
bradley13 at October 11, 2013 10:17 AM
"It is one of our most important rights, the right to not be info-jacked, to reveal only the details about ourselves we choose to reveal."
Where do you think we should balance the privacy interest against society's interest in disclosure when the individual is seeking some form of special accommodation?
JimP has my favorite comment so far. Minimize the value of the accommodation and you will minimize abuse.
Look at how medical pot has panned out. At minimum you have to disclose your disability to a doctor and in some states you have to disclose it to the Department of Health and Human Service. Yet a look through the ads in any paper that carries Amy's column will show that our disclose and licensing requirement do nil to deter abuse.
If an individual is willing to tote around a fake service animal in order to get on the bus for 50 cents, I think they will be willing to go down to city hall and get the official card that allows them to get on the bus for 50 cents.
smurfy at October 11, 2013 12:14 PM
"Not grocery stores, which makes sense (they might help themselves"
My local pet store had an old as hell Persian cat. They would lay out food and treats for him and he'd be like FUCK THAT.
He'd go around ripping open various bags of cat food and eventually deciding which he liked best. He loved opening the biggest bags too.
Ppen at October 11, 2013 12:48 PM
Here in Austin, the Health Department regulations allow for dogs in the outside seating area of bars and restaurants. No where as liberal as what you experienced in Paris, but a step in that direction.
Matt at October 11, 2013 3:50 PM
Getting certified as disabled is red tape that takes time and money and added aggravation a disabled person does not need. I woe especially not want to make clearin this hurdle a requirement for veterans who would have to go through the VA.
And f#ck third party training requirements and disability identification. The real issue is liability. Require animal handlers to carry insurance, so that if somebody's service monkey goes ape shit in public, the public won't get stuck with the bill.
Michelle at October 11, 2013 6:46 PM
I *would* especially not want to make clearing this hurdle...
Michelle at October 11, 2013 6:53 PM
I'm trying to envision what it would be like if Americans were allowed to bring their dogs everywhere. In Germany, for instance, when a dog and its owner enter a restaurant and are taken to their table, the dog (understanding protocol) immediately goes under the table.
Basically, the expectation in Germany is that dogs taken in public places will behave themselves and they do.
I can't see Americans applying the same discipline to their own dogs. Some will, of course, but there will always be more than a few who will take advantage of this law and terrorize local restaurants with their undisciplined feral beasts.
Patrick at October 12, 2013 12:13 AM
I moved to an island in the Puget Sound in Washington from SoCal a few years ago. Dogs are everywhere here. Casual restaurants, retail shops, craft fairs, even grocery stores. Just a couple of days ago I saw a handsome little Maltese leading his man through Walmart. I have yet to see anyone complain, and except for one really, really active Husky puppy at Home Depot (who was actually wearing a training vest), all the dogs have been very well-behaved.
I don't know why there's such a different view on dogs here, but it's plain that if they're well-trained, they don't pose much of a problem. I've wondered why there's not more of an issue made due to allergies, but then again I've noticed there seem to be fewer people with allergies around than there were in Ca.
Kimberly at October 12, 2013 12:26 AM
I have allergies to dogs, including service animals, but they aren't usually a big deal unless the dog hasn't been washed in quite some time (allowing dander from them licking themselves to build up). There is one blind customer at one of my jobs who clearly does not groom her dog, and that's the one service animal I encounter that gives me allergies. All the rest of the individuals that have service animals seem to take very good care and cleaning of their animal very seriously.
spqr2008 at October 14, 2013 6:04 AM
So the first time that someone's fake service dog pees or takes a dump on the floor of the dining room, and all of the other customers demand refunds and swear to never come back, what's the restaurant's recourse? But on a lighter note:
"He'd go around ripping open various bags of cat food and eventually deciding which he liked best. He loved opening the biggest bags too."
My previous cat was an expert on hunting down and killing bags of food. I eventually had to resort to storing the food in a big plastic jar. He'd track down the jar and beat it up, but he never figured out a way into it. Score one for the human.
Cousin Dave at October 14, 2013 8:30 AM
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