JP Morgan Invited Questions Via Twitter. Um, Bad Idea.
From HappyPlace, a few of the tweets:
@ExtraDividends
Trophy wives. Worth it or too big of a headache? #AskJPM@freakcorps
How much blood do your executives consume on a monthly basis? #AskJPM@ComparePMPrices
What illegal deals did Jamie Dimon and the other big banks make with Obama at the closed-door meeting on Oct 2, 2013? #AskJPM@AdamColeman4
Can I have my house back? #AskJPM
# AskJPM "Q: Why aren't my stocks doing well at all?" Response: "You'll have to ask the CEOs at Consolidated Buggywhips and Advanced Crankshafts about that."
# AskJPM "Q: What's the best way to think about investing?" Response: "As a giant Blackjack table, except set to move about 10,000 times slower."
# AskJPM "Q: Why is your CEO so grossly overpaid?" Response: "Hey, billionaires gotta eat too."
# AskJPM "Q: Are you as evil as Goldman Sachs?" Response: "No, but we're getting there."
;-)
qdpsteve at November 24, 2013 12:41 PM
"# AskJPM "Q: What's the best way to think about investing?" Response: 'As a giant Blackjack table, except set to move about 10,000 times slower.'"
Reminds me about what my dad once told me about commodities trading. He said, "If you ever get the itch to get into commodities futures, go to Vegas instead. You'll lose just as much money, bu the waitresses are a lot cuter."
Cousin Dave at November 25, 2013 7:16 AM
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