It's a shame Twitter threads aren't easier to share.

Cosh used the word "rape" for a hockey game last night, and out came the schoolmarms all a-cluckin'. Cosh responded as you might expect... It was golden.

Why does Facebook have a "poke" function? What purpose is it supposed to serve?

I was in up to number four.

Dog

Patrick; Facebook has a Pope? Why shouldn't the Pope be on facebook? Who's preventing the Pope from being on facebook? Just who does Mark Zuckerberg think he is to deny the Pope a facebook account? Doesn't he think millions might want to "like" the Pope on facebook?

Oh, wait, "poke" not pope. In the words of Emily Litella; never mind.