Me? I wanna know why you have to drive to pick up mail.

Because it's California. Duh. Because, stalkers.

Meanwhile, did you see the episode of Bar Rescue where the owner chose to live in her parents' basement so she could run a "pirate themed" bar -- in the middle of Silver Springs, MD?

Because terrorism. And it's For The Children!

Raddy, I'm going to have to look for that one in the reruns... I thought I'd seen them all.

Floss your teeth.

Just because you're in the country illegally doesn't mean you can be denied a license to practice law.

In California.

There was supposed to be free money.

"There was supposed to be free money."

She's a freelance yoga instructor. He works for a nonprofit. Their challenge: wake the fk up.

My intuitive crystal healing aura is tingling. I sense ... an upcoming career change or two.

Crid: Floss your teeth.

That sh!t looks 3-D printed. Gross!

Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers: Just because you're in the country illegally doesn't mean you can be denied a license to practice law.

In California.

That state is run by gringos de Mexico!

In the meantime, apparently all school shooters do their thing due to girl problems

mpetrie, that was a, er... odd read.

Hollywood trainwreck continues on the plagiarism track?

Shia, we hardly knew ye.

@Radwaste Hell, I have been there several times. Their drinks were good, but their food sucked, and I have a rather unrefined palate.
After about a few weeks failing as the corporate place they switched back to pirate theme. Majorly improved the food, and dropped the corniness a little. I don't know their finances but they haven't closed yet.

Petrie, that link is all fucked up. I wonder if its author would think of himself as "selfish" for not submitting to a bunch of clumsy, arrogant gay men who were looking for some tail. Do you suppose he's thought about it?