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http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/01/10/space_alien_row/

Woman whipped gun from vagina in SPACE ALIEN spat, reports Officer Zook

'Who is crazy, you or me?' demanded lingerie-clad human holster

An argument over space aliens ended in a cuffing for a New Mexico resident after she reportedly threatened her other half with a handgun she whipped from her vagina.

The police statement of probable cause says Jennifer McCarthy, 48, exchanged heated verbals with her 53-year-old boyfriend at their residence in Santa Fe on Saturday morning. Police say that according to her partner's testimony, she left the house, returned later, "went into her bedroom", then "came out of her bedroom wearing lingerie and a silver handgun in her vagina".

The statement continues: "Jennifer started to have inner course [sic] with the gun and stated, 'Who is crazy, you or me?'"

She then allegedly extracted the firearm from her pork holster and held it to her boyfriend's head, at which point he disarmed her and "put the gun in the toilet".

He told police that he subsequently moved the Smith and Wesson to a trash can outside the house, where it was recovered by arresting officer Chris Zook.

McCarthy was arrested, booked on an Aggravated Assault on a Household Member rap, and released from county jail on Sunday morning after posting $5,000 bail.

Yeah, he's probably not really Russian but he's got some very entertaining videos.

Here's one.

That picture of SLC took a little while to load -- at first, all I saw was a big, black, rectangle, making me think it was a snarky joke.

Never been there -- is it a nice place?

What does your home state suck at? Find out!

Jerry -- regarding your Santa Fe post. The really remarkable thing about the story is that somehow, those two people thought they should share a roof.

I've only been to SLC once and it was 20 years ago to go skiing.

SLC itself, 20 years ago, was terribly boring. Especially on Sundays when at the time, no liquor could be served.

You can now get booze 7 days a week, so there's that.

Internet research.

I'm not sure I want popular opinion on my side -- I've noticed those with the most opinions often have the fewest facts. -- Bethania McKenstry

@Jerry

McCarthy is the ex-missus of Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist novelist Cormac McCarthy, he of No Country for Old Men fame.

Wow. No wonder his novels are so bleak.