Capitalization is also very important. Would you rather "help your Uncle Jack off a horse," or "help your uncle jack off a horse"?

So California is its own country now??

To wit:

http://money.msn.com/business-news/article.aspx?feed=AP&date=20140220&id=17370115

From the article:

"California has reached the breaking point, says Tim Draper. The Silicon Valley venture capitalist is pushing a proposal to crack the nation's most populous state into smaller pieces - six of them.

California has grown so big, so inefficient, it's essentially ungovernable, according to a ballot initiative that could reach voters as early as November.

It has to go, he says.

"Vast parts of our state are poorly served by a representative government," according to Draper's plan, which cleared a key government hurdle this week, part of the process to qualify for the ballot. California residents "would be better served by six smaller state governments.""

Wasn't this (kind of) addressed in "Bulworth"?

"No Gay Eating Here." A restaurant in Topeka is acting as if the laws allowing discrimination against gay couples is already in effect.

https://twitter.com/adriarichards/statuses/436978286673920000

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I will pray for these people who feel it is their job to police everyone and everything

You've got to love the liberal's method to stop global warming.

Patrick, I have to say I can't find any listing anywhere for a town, county, township, city, or hamlet named "Franton" Kansas and it doesn't appear on Google Maps.

Given the sidebar articles listed this may actually be a joke.

Not a particularly good joke ...