Monday Night With Amy And Gregg
Boyfriend overhears me asking my dog, "If you didn't have any food, would you eat my face?"
Boyfriend: "Probably."
Yes, this is my life.
Boyfriend: "On the seventh day, the dog says, 'Oh no, it's Amy again.'"
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Caption: Why I no have biscuit? Haz teh sadz. Give me biscuit?
I R A Darth Aggie at March 19, 2014 9:37 AM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2014/03/19/monday_night_wi.html#comment-4404248">comment from I R A Darth AggieShe has perfected that look -- the starving orphan who will succumb and die in minutes if you don't drop a just-sauteed piece of meat on the floor for her.
Luckily, I'm on to her. She gets Blue Buffalo dog food -- only -- and snacks that look like particle board. (She does also get to chew on a bull penis stick when we're having dinner or on special occasions when I need her occupied. Jim P. pointed out that there was some weird interference on the radio and I realized it was her chewing her chew-stick.)
Amy Alkon
at March 19, 2014 11:53 AM
Caption: "Eat your face? Moi?
Barely Audible: "Bwahahahahahaha!"
Old RPM Daddy (OldRPMDaddy at GMail dot com) at March 19, 2014 12:46 PM
Have you trained Gregg as well to not drop the random piece of meat?
I didn't realize the interference was her. I just noted it. Glad it wasn't another technical problem to solve.
Jim P. at March 19, 2014 2:03 PM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2014/03/19/monday_night_wi.html#comment-4404635">comment from Jim P.Gregg will never learn to not drop the random piece of food, especially while cooking, but he generally banishes all the girls -- those on four legs and those on two -- from the kitchen when he's cooking.
Amy Alkon
at March 19, 2014 2:07 PM
That just proves he's a good cook. :-p As long as he cleans up afterward it shouldn't be a problem.
He is really smart to ban the non-cooks. He has the lesson down: Too many cooks spoil the broth.
Jim P. at March 19, 2014 6:09 PM
Yep, my sweety faces the same issues.
First, there is Holly, making The Eyes, while he cooks eggs and bacon.
Then, there is my sweety, ignoring her, just flipping and stirring away.
Holly: (then) The Eyes, but on steroids.
Sweety: Flip, stir, ignore.
Then Mike has to dish up the proceeds. Inevitably, and this is not his fault, but has everything to do with gravity, a bit of eggs falls on the floor.
Holly: NOM NOM NOM NOM!
Pirate Jo: "Oops."
Sweety (Mike): "Oops."
I don't know what I'd do without them, either one.
Pirate Jo at March 19, 2014 6:16 PM
Eat your face? How much makeup do you wear? From all my years in theatre, I can tell you that makeup is a pretty unpalatable slop.
Maybe Aida would start on a less coated area of your body.
Patrick at March 20, 2014 5:31 AM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2014/03/19/monday_night_wi.html#comment-4407157">comment from PatrickI rarely leave the house anymore, so mostly none.
Amy Alkon
at March 20, 2014 6:35 AM
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