Boehner claims that there are more uninsured Americans now than before the Affordable Care Act went into effect. What a surprise! Boehner's lying.

Why do you care, other than to support the Administration yet again?
Before this, you simply said your own health care "isn't going anywhere" (not that you can determine that) - and the problems of others are apparently not your concern.
The Act is a piece of junk, period. Supporters do NOT support it rationally.

I found this on Facebook, but it's typewritten, not links, so I will paste it here.

Without further ado, here are the MAN RULES! (And it's so hilarious, because it's true!)

MAN RULES

AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN
FINALLY, the guys' side of the story. ( I MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.)

WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE
NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE

THESE ARE OUR RULES!

PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!

1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.

1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.

1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.

1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:

SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
JUST SAY IT!

1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.

1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.

1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.

1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.

1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.
IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.

1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.

1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE...

1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS..
PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.

1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.

1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR..

1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY.

1.. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.

1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.

1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.

1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!

1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING...

PASS THIS TO AS MANY MEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A LAUGH...

PASS THIS TO AS MANY WOMEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A BIGGER LAUGH, BECAUSE ITS TRUE!

I need a certified copy of my birth certificate from Pennsylvania. The only way to get it is order online. So finally after the 43 day wait they are finally shipping is via UPS Second day air. I live about 55 miles southwest of Columbus, OH. I'm trying to figure out who planned the routing for UPS -- a monkey or a rubber ball.

New Wilmington, PA	03/21/2014	7:17 P.M.	Departure Scan
Pittsburgh, PA		03/21/2014	9:54 P.M.	Departure Scan
Columbus, OH		03/21/2014	11:36 P.M.	Departure Scan
Louisville, KY		03/22/2014	5:24 A.M.	Departure Scan
Columbus, OH		03/22/2014	7:39 A.M.	Departure Scan

Jim P., that is one strange route of travel. Columbus gets hit twice? Maybe it was a monkey with a rubber ball.

I've seen freight routes do stuff like that. UPS does their sorting for the eastern U.S. in Louisville. A lot of their flights from bigger cities pick up one or more secondary cities on the way in. In Pittsburgh, they put the stuff in a container. It stops at Columbus on the way in to pick up that city. While it's there, the container gets scanned, and so the system registers a hit on everything in the container -- none of it ever actually leaves the airplane. They don't sort in Columbus so the fact that a package bound for Columbus is on board is immaterial to the system. It goes to Louisville, gets sorted and scanned, and is put in the container for Columbus.

Well the better part is that it was "delivered" to Springfield, OH at 8:48 AM today. That's pretty much 30 miles north of my place. WTF!?

I'm hoping it is the post office and will be here tomorrow.

I need to get my passport and fucking VitalChek is fucking around like this. I need to write up a really bad review.