@JennyJohnsonHi5 asked this same question in as many words a few weeks ago when she was writing a column, and one of her followers offered this golden contender: shamestick.
Mr. Happy has always seemed the most useful to me... was a Robin Williams thing when I was a kid.
SwissArmyD
at April 15, 2014 11:05 AM
I once got a gander at the stylebook for Larry Flynt's publishing empire -- which, as you can imagine, is rather different than the AP or New York Times stylebook.
It had, by necessity, an appendix of synonyms for various body parts. The one that stuck in my mind was "magenta-tipped turkey neck."
Kevin
at April 15, 2014 11:13 AM
Throbbing Python of Love. Classic Robin Williams.
Matt
at April 15, 2014 11:51 AM
That was way more information than I ever thought I would need!
Jay
at April 15, 2014 12:18 PM
Well I always liked George Carlin's list of dirty words.
I almost choked when my brother once told me that the reason he hadn't gotten any sleep was because his girlfriend "wouldn't stop riding the hippity hop".
@JennyJohnsonHi5 asked this same question in as many words a few weeks ago when she was writing a column, and one of her followers offered this golden contender: shamestick.
Crid [CridComment at Gmail] at April 15, 2014 10:21 AM
Mr. Happy has always seemed the most useful to me... was a Robin Williams thing when I was a kid.
SwissArmyD at April 15, 2014 11:05 AM
I once got a gander at the stylebook for Larry Flynt's publishing empire -- which, as you can imagine, is rather different than the AP or New York Times stylebook.
It had, by necessity, an appendix of synonyms for various body parts. The one that stuck in my mind was "magenta-tipped turkey neck."
Kevin at April 15, 2014 11:13 AM
Throbbing Python of Love. Classic Robin Williams.
Matt at April 15, 2014 11:51 AM
That was way more information than I ever thought I would need!
Jay at April 15, 2014 12:18 PM
Well I always liked George Carlin's list of dirty words.
One of them is the one-eyed wonder worm.
Jim P. at April 15, 2014 12:23 PM
That's a really big Johnson...
I R A Darth Aggie at April 15, 2014 12:34 PM
Dunning-Kruger appendage?
DaveG at April 15, 2014 12:53 PM
Shai Hulud
lujlp at April 15, 2014 2:06 PM
Faviepoo is the best euphemism.
Sigivald at April 15, 2014 2:50 PM
I personally was attracted to Bavarian Beefstick,
but, I have a thing for German men. And
My ADD didn't allow me to make it all the way through the complete list.
Isab at April 15, 2014 3:04 PM
☑ Sig
☑ Izzy
Crid [CridComment at Gmail] at April 15, 2014 4:57 PM
The Robin Williams one was Incredible Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile.
Crid [CridComment at Gmail] at April 15, 2014 5:04 PM
Love piston
kateC at April 15, 2014 7:00 PM
I've always been partial to "wedding tackle". It has a certain understated class.
As for my own penis, I have a few pet names. "The Tormentor", "Jumbo", "Cervix Basher". That sort of thing. The point is it's big.
How big is it?
It's so big it won't return Spielberg's calls.
It's so big that whenever I get an erection, I don't have enough skin left to close my eyes.
Every time I have an orgasm, clowns climb out.
I could wear it as a tie if I wasn't so afraid of getting an erection and killing myself.
It's so big that I can drive alone and still legally use the carpool lane.
whistleDick at April 15, 2014 8:02 PM
Wedding vegetables.
Crid [CridComment at Gmail] at April 15, 2014 8:28 PM
The coin of the realm.
Crid [CridComment at Gmail] at April 15, 2014 8:35 PM
The one-eyed wonder weasel.
mpetrie98 at April 15, 2014 9:52 PM
Trouser trout always makes me giggle.
Flynne at April 16, 2014 6:39 AM
I almost choked when my brother once told me that the reason he hadn't gotten any sleep was because his girlfriend "wouldn't stop riding the hippity hop".
Jill at April 16, 2014 12:49 PM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2014/04/15/news_you_can_us.html#comment-4499910">comment from Jillhis girlfriend "wouldn't stop riding the hippity hop".
Absolutely love that!
Amy Alkon at April 16, 2014 1:16 PM
"It's so big it won't return Spielberg's calls."
Can you blame it? Sure, it may eventually appear in one of his movies, but knowing Spielberg he'd probably digitally replace it a walkie-talkie.
Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at April 16, 2014 3:34 PM
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