McArdle: Everyone Wins When You Buy a Rotisserie Chicken (cheaper to buy than to roast your own). http://bv.ms/1ke5Zif

The West Bank hudna has ended.

And Russia is shelling eastern Ukraine with long-range artillery...

... while the Russian-supported irregulars buy swag using credit cards stolen off the MH17 victims' bodies.

Michigan mayor knows that you filthy atheists are just like the KKK and the Nazis.

And that's why he's put up a prayer station at City Hall, Praise Jesus!

And no, you don't get to have any space there. This is for the righteous people ONLY.

Amy, it's not a link per se but I found this new story of TSA abuse from a friend at another site. Thought you'd especially like the writer's response to this pervy agent.

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"I was flying out of Dallas yesterday headed for San Francisco. Going through the security check, my shoes in the box on the conveyor, passing through the metal detector no beeps. I fly ALOT so I know not to have anything on me! I was wearing a light cotton summer dress, suntan Sheer Energy, and a non-underwire bra. Nothing to set anything off! So anyway, I pass through, no beeps, no nothing, and this TSA dude says, "Ma'am please step this way." I did, and he bent down, picked up my foot, then put his gross fingers between my big toe and snapped my pantyhose out and back!! He stands up, looks at me, I'm shaking, and says, "Just as I suspected, pantyhose." I said, "EXCUSE ME YOU F$#*%#G FREAK?" and I slapped him! I did! Really! Well then I got to meet his supervisor and about ten other jerks who detained me for 'assaulting a security officer.' I assaulted him? He had no probable cause to even speak to me, let alone fondle my underwear! They said that they have a right to inspect passengers clothing. I said, "No alarm went off, and pantyhose are NOT suspicious! I think your guy has a foot fetish and was copping a feel!" Well then it turned into a sexual advance and they backed RIGHT down... so.. After making sure my strappy little heels weren't bombs, they let me go, almost missing my flight. I was a wreck.

So I called my company travel department, who got in touch with our legal department, who got in touch with the Dallas TSA. I work for a VERY large company... they make F-series pickup trucks if that helps lol. just don't want to mention them by name because google can be a friend or an enemy. Long story short, the TSA has been very apologetic, which means nothing to me. I told my company to go ahead and pursue it as far as they wish. Maybe that jerk will be back flipping burgers soon!"

Plagiarism at Buzzfeed. Seems to be the season for it.

Chinese shopping mall reserves wider parking spaces for female patrons only. Because, y'know, women drivers.

Seriousballs: Which?

Is this ScarJo or Beebs?

Because they seem to have fleshmerged into a single, fully-integrated, pan-sexual teenage dreamsex systems unit.

"Is this ScarJo or Beebs?"

Not sure, but the pedobear in the background is grossbuckets.