Y'know, Earth is a world of treachery and deceit... A roiling, storm-strewn realm of hatefulness and iniquity.
The only way to survive is to worry about the right things.
"Sperm-stealing," with hot sauce, is something that HAPPENS.... Okay???!?!?!???!
So you'd better be ready for it!! You'd better ask yourself "How often?," as if you were appearing on your own Ellen-style afternoon TV show.
You'd better be aware! Because when this nightmare fate comes dancing into your life, you're going to be completely vulnerable! When it happens to you, you're totally screwed! Remember:
***************** * F • E • A • R * *****************
But what if she's a conniving woman who's going to steal the used condom?
Because that is a thing that happens to people. A lot.
So grown men should probably worry about it all the time, and also think about it very often.
Because cunning vixens want to steal your goo!
PROTECT YOURSELVES!
I knew a guy once who bought a bottle of spaghetti sauce... Get it?
It may have been apple sauce.
Crid at August 28, 2014 6:06 AM
I can't even imagine how much fun this must be....
http://www.slidethecity.com/gallery/gallery_list.i?cmd=list&galleryid=1
flbeachmom at August 28, 2014 6:54 AM
Why is "govt creating mechanism ...straight out of Orwell" to vet speech? asks Ed Morrissey
http://hotair.com/archives/2014/08/27/media-curiously-silent-on-truthy/
Amy Alkon at August 28, 2014 7:22 AM
Crid, sperm-stealing to force guy into child support happens. How often? Too often if you're the guy who's now "Daddy!"
http://www.mommyish.com/2011/11/23/woman-steals-ex-boyfriends-sperm-has-twins-sues-for-child-support-836/
Amy Alkon at August 28, 2014 7:23 AM
Oh, absolutely! This is a thing that *happens*!
Y'know, Earth is a world of treachery and deceit... A roiling, storm-strewn realm of hatefulness and iniquity.
The only way to survive is to worry about the right things.
"Sperm-stealing," with hot sauce, is something that HAPPENS.... Okay???!?!?!???!
So you'd better be ready for it!! You'd better ask yourself "How often?," as if you were appearing on your own Ellen-style afternoon TV show.
You'd better be aware! Because when this nightmare fate comes dancing into your life, you're going to be completely vulnerable! When it happens to you, you're totally screwed! Remember:
Crid [CridComment at Gmail] at August 28, 2014 7:46 AM
CEO of $6 billion sports-catering company Centerplate caught on video kicking a dog:
http://www.businessinsider.com/centerplate-ceo-caught-on-camera-kicking-dog-2014-8
Lobster at August 28, 2014 8:42 AM
Family-run faggot shop closing.
A sign of the times, I suppose.
Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at August 28, 2014 9:20 AM
Very funny piece:
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/we-provide-meals-that-are-completely-unaffordable-and-unappealing-to-people-who-actually-live-in-this-neighborhood
Amy Alkon at August 28, 2014 2:04 PM
^ Very funny
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/local-news/parents-warned-of-active-shooter-near-broadway-and-mineral
Hoax call gets SWAT team called on gamer, shuts down schools in Littleton, SWAT raid caught on video and streamed to internet
Lobster at August 28, 2014 9:20 PM
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