Amy, don't talk about assboils.

Speaking of assboils, next time you're in someone's car wouldn't it be funny to light the driver's armpit hair on fire?

Idaho? No, YOU da ho!

Rape myths take many forms, and male victims have their own myths to bust.

I read the whole thing and...wow. Just wow.

The Death of the 4th Amendment is on hold, no wait, they've removed life support. What could possibly go wrong?

Small Swiss village forced to raise taxes to pay for a single immigrant family.

Eritrean mother of seven gets housing, food, cleaning services for free - and still can't care for her kids.

America's future, writ small.

This is a free assboil site. Also a free speech site.

While Elmore Leonard recommends limiting oneself to one exclamation point per book, I will limit myself to one assboil on the site per year. If possible.

When's the holiday for '15?