Did You Remember To Pack Your Al Qaeda Training Camp Sweatshirt In Your Carry-On?
Of course, if terrorists are going to try to do something dastardly, they'll all be sure to wear and carry their terroristy team colors -- sweatshirts, baseball caps, and travel bags with the ISIS logo.

Knowing this, the geniuses in the pretend cop costumes of the TSA delayed a flight out of JFK because someone on it had a duffel bag with the word "ISIS" -- or what looked like "ISIS" -- emblazoned on it.

From Betsy Akers at Lew Rockwell:

The I-word was instead the "logo of a travel agency appearing similar to ISIS insignia. The travel agency had given out bags with the logo to a travel group on the plane."

No matter: this phantom "triggered a security alert. ... the plane and luggage were swept, but nothing was found." No, really? Ten hapless victims were "taken off the plane" and "questioned by police and FBI agents...

As Betsy put it: "Whew! Saved from Insignia!"

RELATED jokeybit: Duhhh...

And from opencarry.org:

So I declare my firearm at check in and get sent over to the TSA with my pelican case. So mr. TSA hero starts sorting through my underwear, never checks the 2 unlocked gun cases. But makes sure to get a good sniff of my underwear. You know to make sure I am not carrying explosive diarrhea.