What Must A Guy Do To Get Taken Off The Payroll For His Government Job, Set The Building On Fire?
The Free Beacon posts that the EPA porn watcher is still on the payroll -- more than four months after being banned from the EPA building:
It has been months since a high-paid Environmental Protection Agency employee was banned from the building. In some weird real-life "Office Space" parallel, he is inexplicably still getting paid-and no one has fixed the glitch.Whether the employee watched porn on his government-issued computer is not in question. Allan Williams, deputy assistant inspector general for investigation, told the House Oversight Committee in May that his office had discovered an EPA official that habitually watched porn on the computer.
The Free Beacon reported that the official "spent up to six hours a day on the taxpayer dime looking at pornography," viewing more than 7,000 pornographic files while on the job. Not only that, but the employee was rewarded with "performance rewards" for his hard work.
"So this guy is making $120,000, spending two to six hours a day looking at porno. Then this information I have is he received performance awards during the time period?" Rep. John Mica (R., Fla.) asked Williams at the time.
Williams responded, "Uh, he possibly did. Yes, sir."
Fappy government job to you...
When you wrote "EPA porn watcher", I thought "EPA porn" was videos of assaults on the environment, which would come in 2 flavors: active and passive, depending on the EPA's role.
Are the Koch bros. executive producers?
DaveG at September 25, 2014 4:06 AM
Does the fact that he was wasting his time on porn and not, say, facebook or Amy's blog make a difference? Discuss!
NicoleK at September 25, 2014 1:04 PM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2014/09/25/what_must_a_guy.html#comment-5134140">comment from NicoleKI try to keep it interesting here, and all of you who comment here do a lot of that, but I doubt this blog can sustain anyone's interest for six or seven hours a day.
Amy Alkon
at September 25, 2014 2:00 PM
What criteria does a porn watcher need to meet to earn a performance award?
Michelle at September 25, 2014 3:43 PM
Well I can tell you from personal experience anything over 20 times in a single day gets painful, so it'd have to be more than that
lujlp at September 25, 2014 3:55 PM
Eye strain?
Michelle at September 26, 2014 5:51 AM
Nope, pulled muscle
lujlp at September 26, 2014 7:15 AM
Insert Bengay joke here.
Anyone?
It even rhymes with"EPA."
...I got nothin'.
Michelle at September 26, 2014 8:40 AM
It could have been worse. He could have been hard at work all day doing his job, as defined by the watermelons in charge.
markm at September 26, 2014 9:13 PM
Up to 6 hours?
If it's the same guy I was aware of when I was doing work for the EPA, it was 8. Exactly. With an hour off for lunch.
Every week, (so I was told, not my group, but the one in the hall with me) report went up the chain detailing the sites and violations of the policies.
Nothing changed while I was there.
I started working there in 2001, BTW.
Unix-Jedi at September 27, 2014 7:11 PM
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