Are Your Nipples Pale And Lackluster?
Yes, there's such a thing as "nipple rouge." And -- scroll down -- there's also nipple jewelry, because men are so often uninterested in the unadorned naked breast.
On the bright side, there's less surface to cover than if you were an orangutan.
Probably would go well with that Pubic Hair Dye they were pushing a few years ago. . .
Keith Glass at June 12, 2015 11:46 AM
... or you could use berry juice... and make things look good and taste great!™
unless we're talking "NO TOUCHEE!!!" at which point, why're you bothering?
SwissArmyD at June 12, 2015 12:30 PM
You have the luxury of laughing at this Amy, but I went to nipple rouge cosmetology courses and paid $15,000 for a nipple rouge certification, so as you laugh, understand you are literally taking milk off my table.
jerry at June 12, 2015 2:59 PM
Apparently, summer feminism is arm pit hair, bush, granny panties, healthy at every size while insisting others call you a slut and find you attractive. But no male gazing!
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/06/11/is-it-really-feminist-to-have-armpit-hair.html
jerry at June 12, 2015 3:05 PM
Nipple rouge is like lipstick and blush. It signals arousal.
What does eye liner/shadow signal? Hunger?
Andrew_M_Garland at June 12, 2015 3:18 PM
...there's also nipple jewelry, because men are so often uninterested in the unadorned naked breast.
Men around our age likely don't think it's hot, Amy, but I suspect there are a lot of younger men who find nipple piercings sexy.
I've always been a sucker for dark areolae. A few years ago I was with a woman who had Italian ancestry. Gorgeous olive skin, dark brown hair, dark brown eyes that were mesmerizing, and sexy dark areolae. A shame she was a radical feminist with a chip on her shoulder about men.
JD at June 12, 2015 6:03 PM
What does eye liner/shadow signal? Hunger?
Liner - denser lashes. As men have bigger denser longer lashes eye liner suggests high levels of testosterone which means more sex
lujlp at June 12, 2015 6:17 PM
"taking milk off my table", "always been a sucker for dark areolae" - this blog is a bubbling pot of steaming desire.
Which is nice.
Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at June 15, 2015 12:20 AM
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